Tristan Thompson Explains Why He Cheated on Khloe Kardashian So Many Times

November 16, 2023

Tristan Thompson embarked on a redemption tour, aiming to win over Khloe Kardashian’s sisters, Kourtney Kardashian and Kylie Jenner, in the latest episode of The Kardashians. But let’s be real, trying to patch things up after multiple cheating escapades is like trying to convince your GPS that you know a shortcut through Narnia.

In the grand theater of apologies, Tristan took center stage, declaring, “When I cheat, I feel like I’ve swallowed a live slug – disgusted and guilty.” Well, Tristan, maybe try chocolates or flowers next time, but hey, creativity isn’t everyone’s strong suit.

In an attempt to play the sympathy card, Tristan spilled the beans about attending therapy for two whole years. Now, that’s a marathon of self-discovery. He also claimed he had no role models for faithful relationships growing up, as if fidelity is some mysterious creature that only exists in fairy tales.

According to Tristan, his cheating spree was just an elaborate dance for attention. Picture him twirling around, thinking, “Look at me, I’m the star of my own drama!” Sorry, Tristan, but Broadway isn’t calling anytime soon.

But wait, there’s a tragic backstory! Tristan unveiled his childhood trauma, recounting how he couldn’t protect his mom from his dad’s less-than-stellar behavior. Cue the violins. Apparently, his cheating was a defense mechanism – because nothing says “self-defense” like betraying the trust of your loved ones.

In a moment of revelation, Tristan shared his noble motive for change: his kids. Yes, because nothing says “Father of the Year” like wanting your daughter to avoid schoolyard gossip about your questionable deeds. Imagine the horror of some pint-sized pundit exposing your dad as the loveable scoundrel of the neighborhood.

Tristan Thompson, the Shakespeare of apologies, spinning tales of therapy, childhood woes, and a newfound commitment to fidelity. But forgive us if we’re not rushing to buy tickets for this redemption comedy – we’ve seen this show before, and the plot twists are getting old.

What gets me with Tristan Thompson is if he was just some goofy idiot who cheats a lot that’s one thing, but do you know how deceitful & calculating & smart you have to be to be hiding an affair, baby, & lawsuit all while trapping your partner with another baby?? He is scary!! https://t.co/X7j65u0avZ

— Stephanie Soteriou (@StephanieRiou) November 16, 2023

Kim Kardashian Reveals She Doesn’t Like Cheese on Pizza

November 16, 2023

Guess what? Kim Kardashian doesn’t just eat pizza; she turns it into a cheesy crime scene! In a plot twist that left our jaws on the floor (or in this case, on the pizza box), the 43-year-old reality star spilled the saucy details on her unique pizza-eating technique during the latest episode of The Kardashians.

Picture this: The bustling streets of New York City, a pizza delivery guy on a mission, and Kim K in her pizza-eating prime. She ordered a pizza and, brace yourselves, surgically removed the cheese from the crust! Yes, you heard it right. Kim doesn’t just break the internet; she breaks the cheese off her pizza like it’s a high-stakes operation.

In a moment that would make any cheese-loving person gasp, Kim confessed, “Is it weird that I don’t like the cheese on pizza? I just like the bread.” Hold on, Kim, did you just say you prefer your pizza in its birthday suit, sans cheese? Someone get this woman a pizza with a side of therapy!

But the cheese massacre didn’t stop there. Kim boldly went in for a second slice, and you guessed it, she executed another cheese-ectomy. At this point, we’re wondering if she has a secret pizza cheese graveyard somewhere.

Now, this isn’t Kim’s first rodeo in the world of culinary confessions. In a September episode of the Hulu series, she dropped another food bombshell. Brace yourselves again. Kim Kardashian, the queen of everything, declared, “I’ve never had regular beer.” Regular beer? What’s that, you might ask? Well, according to Kim, it’s anything that hasn’t had a tropical vacation in Jamaica. She spilled the hops and barley tea to Kylie and Kendall Jenner, sharing, “I have had a beer but only in Jamaica. A Red Stripe — and I loved it. I’ve never had a Corona or I guess an American beer. Is Corona American? I have no idea.” Well, Kim, Corona might not be American, but your pizza antics are causing a national stir!

In the world of Kim Kardashian, even pizza isn’t safe from her culinary capers. Who needs cheese when you’ve got the Kardashian touch turning every meal into a reality show plot? Stay tuned for the next episode, where Kim attempts to eat spaghetti with chopsticks or declares war on kale. It’s a wild foodie world out there, and Kim Kardashian is leading the charge, one cheeseless pizza at a time!

Travis Kelce’s Mom Donna Says Taylor Swift Won’t Go See Him Play

November 16, 2023

Travis Kelce’s mom, Donna, is spilling the beans on a colossal Kansas City Chiefs game that might leave Taylor Swift singing the FOMO blues.

The 33-year-old “Karma” crooner has been a regular face in the crowd at the 34-year-old NFL stud’s games ever since their romantic touchdown. This weekend, Travis decided to switch things up and attended Taylor’s Eras Tour gig, proving that love is indeed a two-way street, or should we say, a stadium?

In a recent interview, Donna spilled the funny deets on an upcoming gridiron showdown. Brace yourself for the laughter touchdowns!

On Monday (November 20), the Kansas City Chiefs are set to tackle the Philadelphia Eagles in what promises to be a pigskin spectacle. It’s not just any game—it’s a chance for sweet revenge after the Chiefs triumphed in the 2023 Super Bowl. Talk about a sequel worth watching!

Adding to the familial hilarity, Travis’ brother Jason is suiting up for the Eagles. It’s a family feud on the field, and we’re here for it.

But hold your popcorn; Donna doesn’t foresee Taylor donning her lucky jersey in the stands this time. Why, you ask? Well, according to Donna, TayTay has a concert in Brazil the night before. That’s like trying to catch a Hail Mary pass after a night of jet-setting. Not ideal.

Donna, ever the realist, spilled the tea to Extra, saying, “She has an actual concert the night before. That’d be rough, so I’m thinking no.” You gotta hand it to Donna; she’s the MVP of common sense.

Sure, Taylor once ditched Argentina so swiftly that she boarded a private jet still in concert attire. But Brazil is a whole different ball game—literally and figuratively.

As for the love story between Travis and Taylor, Donna’s all for it. In her own words, “I’ll tell you, it’s just… they’re making their own story, and I don’t even have to say anything, they’re just doing it all themselves.” Talk about relationship goals—touchdown, lovebirds!

Kate Middleton and Prince William Party the Night Away With King Charles

November 15, 2023

In a dazzling display of royal revelry, Prince William and Princess Kate couldn’t stop grinning like Cheshire cats as they bid adieu to King Charles’ epic birthday bash. Exiting the regal rager in their swanky carriage, the dynamic duo sported outfits so chic they could make Cinderella question her fashion choices. The 41-year-old Princess was the belle of the ball, showcasing her true beauty in an emerald, sequin-embellished gown that probably outshone the crown jewels.

Meanwhile, William, the heir to the throne, rocked a crisp white shirt and a black blazer, looking more dapper than a penguin at a black-tie affair. As they rolled away from the midnight party, their smiles hinted at some top-secret royal plotting—perhaps a grand scheme involving corgis, tea, and a surprise appearance by the ghost of Queen Victoria.

The guest list read like a who’s who of the royal riff-raff, featuring the likes of Princess Beatrice, Lady Sarah Chatto (aka Princess Margaret’s spawn), and Zara Tindall, who brought her ex-rugby player hubby, Mike Tindall, along for the ride. Even Queen Camilla’s long-lost son from her first marriage, Tom Parker-Bowles, managed to crash the shindig. Talk about gate-crashing fit for a king!

However, conspicuously absent from the grand soirée was none other than the ginger-bearded troublemaker, Prince Harry. Rumor has it he missed out on the royal revelry because he was busy organizing a global symposium on the appropriate use of ginger emojis.

But fear not, dear subjects, because a clandestine phone call between Charles and Harry has apparently thawed the icy rift between father and son. Sources suggest that their heartfelt conversation was so successful that they’ve scheduled another telephonic tête-à-tête next week. Could this be the royal equivalent of a Netflix and chill session?

And in a surprising turn of events, King Charles received a pre-recorded video featuring his adorable grandchildren, Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet, belting out a royal rendition of “Happy Birthday.” Move over, One Direction—there’s a new boy band in town, and they’re taking the monarchy by storm!

Meanwhile, Prince Andrew, Sarah Ferguson, and their youngest daughter, Princess Eugenie, were MIA at the bash. Maybe they were busy organizing a bingo night with Fergie as the caller, or perhaps they just didn’t get the memo that it was a “fancy hats only” affair.

In the wild world of royals, where tiaras are as common as morning tea, this birthday bash was a spectacle to behold. Long live the monarchy and its penchant for sequins, smiles, and surprising family drama!

Kate Middleton and Prince William Party the Night Away With King Charles

Prince Harry Was Left in the Dark Before Death of Queen Elizabeth

November 15, 2023

We’ve got some royal drama hotter than a freshly brewed cup of Earl Grey tea. Brace yourselves for the jaw-dropping revelation that Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex, was left in the dark about Queen Elizabeth’s final hours. I mean, seriously, they didn’t even send him a royal carrier pigeon with a memo!

In a twist more shocking than the Queen’s corgis pulling off a synchronized dance routine, author Omid Scobie spills the royal tea in his upcoming masterpiece, “Endgame,” hitting bookshelves on November 28. Move over, Netflix dramas, we’ve got a real-life soap opera happening.

So, there’s Harry, age 39, and his better half Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex at a spry 42, gallivanting around the United Kingdom in September 2022. Little did they know, Granny Queen, a sprightly 96, was supposedly on doctor’s orders to take it easy. I mean, who wouldn’t want to chill when you’re pushing a century?

But hold your tiaras, because here comes the plot twist. Harry’s phone decides to interrupt his Netflix binge with news that Buckingham Palace is planning a royal rager for the Queen’s last hurrah. And guess what? Harry, the man himself, was blissfully unaware. It’s like planning a surprise party, but the guest of honor is the one person not invited.

Meghan, being the voice of reason (or mischief), urges Harry to pick up the call. The guy contemplates it for a moment, probably debating whether it’s a telemarketer trying to sell him royal swag. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

Now, in a move that could rival a Shakespearean tragedy, Prince Harry has to schlep himself to Scotland. Why, you ask? Well, Princess Anne is apparently holding a royal sleepover with the Queen up in Balmoral, and Harry’s got a golden ticket. Charles, the man with the master plan, orders Harry to hit the road faster than a getaway driver.

Harry, feeling all brotherly, shoots a text to William asking if they could carpool to Scotland. The response? Crickets. Absolute silence. It’s like texting your crush and getting the dreaded “read” without a reply. Ouch.

To add insult to injury, the Sussexes are left twiddling their thumbs, twirling their royal mustaches, with not a peep from the rest of the family or the palace crew. William, our not-so-chatty pilot, apparently booked a flight with uncles Andrew and Edward, plus Edward’s wife Sophie. And there’s Harry, alone in his royal Uber, contemplating the mysteries of sibling communication.

A close source spills the Earl Grey, stating, “It was upsetting to witness. [Harry] was completely by himself on this.” Cue the dramatic music, folks. The royal family’s communication skills are more elusive than the Loch Ness Monster.

A royal saga that could rival the best telenovelas. Will Harry get to the Queen’s bedside in time? Will William ever respond to a text? Stay tuned for the next episode of “Keeping Up with the Windsors”!

Lisa Kudrow Tributes Former ‘Friends’ Co-Star Matthew Perry After Death

November 15, 2023

Lisa Kudrow unleashed a tidal wave of emotions on social media, crafting a tribute to her dearly departed Friends companion, Matthew Perry, that would make even Chandler Bing crack a smile.

The comedic saga began with the inception of “Friends Like Us,” the pilot that kicked off our favorite sitcom. In a twist that would make a soap opera jealous, we found ourselves catapulted to the NBC Upfronts faster than Joey can devour a pizza. But lo and behold, Perry had a grand plan – poker! Yes, the man suggested a card game and managed to turn it into the funniest thing since Marcel the monkey.

“Shot the pilot, Friends Like Us, got picked up then immediately, we were at the NBC Upfronts,” she revealed on Instagram. “Then… You suggested we play poker AND made it so much fun while we initially bonded. Thank you for that.”

Kudrow thanked Perry for turning her abs into a six-pack with laughter-induced workouts. Yes, folks, his comedic genius was so intense that her muscles ached, and tears flowed like Central Perk’s coffee.

Addressing the iconic Friends crew—Aniston, Cox, LeBlanc, Schwimmer, and herself—Kudrow applauded their open-hearted approach to a six-way relationship that required more negotiation than Ross and Rachel’s “we were on a break” saga. “Thank you for your open heart in a six-way relationship that required compromise. And a lot of ‘talking,'” she exclaimed.

The comedic eulogy continued, with Kudrow tipping her imaginary hat to Perry’s on-set dedication, even when he was as sick as Joey was when he mistakenly ate that jam that wasn’t meatball-flavored.

“Thank you for showing up at work when you weren’t well and then, being completely brilliant,” she noted, as if Perry had just delivered a punchline that left us all in stitches.

In a heartfelt climax, Kudrow expressed gratitude for the “best 10 years a person gets to have” and acknowledged Perry for imparting wisdom about grace and love. “Thank you for trusting me. Thank you for all I learned about GRACE and LOVE through knowing you. Thank you for the time I got to have with you, Matthew.”

And thus, almost three weeks after Perry’s suspected drowning death, Kudrow’s tribute concluded, leaving us with the image of Chandler Bing and Phoebe Buffay playing poker in the celestial Central Perk, with tears of laughter rolling down their angelic faces. On November 3, Perry was laid to rest in a private ceremony, surrounded by friends, family, and presumably a chick and a duck.

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Travis Kelce Reveals Taylor Swift Wasn’t Too Happy About Postponing ‘Eras’ Show in Argentina

November 15, 2023

Guess what? Travis Kelce spilled the beans on Taylor Swift’s reaction when Mother Nature decided to play spoiler for her Buenos Aires gig during the Eras tour. Hold onto your hats, because this is a juicy one!

So, on a fateful Friday (November 10), Swift’s concert got a rain check – literally – thanks to some unpredictable weather. The 33-year-old songstress, who usually takes pride in belting out tunes come rain or shine, found herself in a pickle. But hey, safety first, right?

Travis spilled the tea on the New Heights podcast, and it turns out, T-Swizzle wasn’t exactly doing cartwheels of joy about the situation. Apparently, she’s the kind who likes to conquer weather obstacles like a musical superhero. However, when the safety of her crew and everyone in the stadium is at stake, even she has to wave the white flag.

Now, let’s get one thing straight – it wasn’t a cancellation. It was a rain delay, or as Swift herself pointed out, a strategic postponement. Travis, being the bearer of good news, reassured us that everyone who missed the Friday fiesta got a VIP pass to the rescheduled Sunday shindig. Crisis averted!

Travis, our man on the inside, made it down to South America to witness the spectacle firsthand. Imagine him, donning a sparkly cape, ready to cheer on Taylor as she conquered the stage. Who knew football stars were also Swifties? Life is full of surprises, just like a Taylor Swift concert in the rain!

Mariah Carey Will Perform ‘All I Want for Christmas’ at the Billboard Awards

November 15, 2023

Hold onto your Santa hats because Mariah Carey is about to sleigh her way into the 2023 Billboard Music Awards like never before!

Guess who’s sliding down the chimney of the performers lineup? None other than the Christmas Queen herself! Mariah Carey is set to grace the stage this Sunday (November 19), and brace yourselves – she’s not just bringing tinsel; she’s bringing her legendary hit, “All I Want For Christmas Is You.”

It’s not just any performance; it’s the debut of Mariah belting out her festive anthem on an awards show. You read that right! We’re talking about the woman who practically invented Christmas music for the modern era.

Mariah isn’t just going to sing; she’s going full-on Aspen mode for her performance. Debbie Allen, the triple-threat extraordinaire, is the maestro behind the creative direction. Imagine Mariah and Aspen teaming up – it’s like Christmas in choreography heaven! Aspen holds a special place in Mariah’s heart, probably because it’s the only place where the snow competes with her high notes.

And that’s not all – Mariah’s bagging the Billboard Chart Achievement Award during the show. The award recognizes the colossal achievement of “All I Want for Christmas Is You” hitting No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart every year since 2019. It’s almost like Mariah’s song has a standing reservation at the top spot – move over, other chart-toppers!

But the festive fun doesn’t stop there. Joining Mariah on the jingle bell bandwagon are Bebe Rexha and David Guetta, Peso Pluma, Stray Kids, Karol G, NewJeans, and Morgan Wallen. It’s a lineup so hot it could melt Frosty the Snowman!

So, get ready to deck the halls, ring the jingle bells, and witness Mariah Carey turning the Billboard Music Awards into a winter wonderland. It’s a Christmas miracle, and you don’t even have to wait until December 25th!

@ticketrev How much money has Mariah Carey made off of her song ‘All I Want For Christmas”? #mariahcarey #alliwantforchristmas #alliwantforchristmasisyou #music #christmas #christmassongs #ticketrev ♬ 1901 – Phoenix

Taylor Swift Makes a Surprise Appearance on ‘Dancing With the Stars’

November 15, 2023

Guess who crashed the Dancing With the Stars party? None other than the queen of surprises herself, Taylor Swift! In a move that left the dancers and viewers alike questioning if they accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe, the 33-year-old pop sensation made a dazzling appearance via a pre-recorded video message.

Hold onto your sequined dance shoes, because a “Celebration of Taylor Swift” night is about to hit the ballroom next Tuesday, November 21st. It’s like a Taylor Swift extravaganza, and you’re all invited to the dance floor bash of the year.

In her video cameo, Taylor, the entertainer extraordinaire, expressed her excitement for the upcoming shindig, saying, “I can’t wait to see Dancing with the Stars’ celebration of my Eras next week. I wish I could be there with you guys, but I’m on tour in Brazil. But fear not, my spirit will be there, grooving alongside you, and I’ll be watching from afar.”

Hold up! Did she just say she’ll be watching? Is Taylor Swift going to be our behind-the-scenes dance diva guru, giving us a virtual thumbs up or twirl of approval? We’re not sure, but we’re here for it!

Now, Taylor might be jet-setting to Brazil for six upcoming shows, but guess what? She strategically left a dance-shaped hole in her schedule, ensuring she doesn’t miss the live DWTS extravaganza. Talk about a global pop star who knows how to juggle her dance card!

And as if the anticipation wasn’t already skyrocketing, rumor has it that the lead choreographer of The Eras Tour, the dance maestro herself, Mandy Moore, will be gracing the judges’ panel as a special guest. Get ready for some expertly critiqued dance moves and, undoubtedly, a fair share of glittery commentary.

So, mark your calendars, dust off your disco balls, and prepare for a night that promises to be more fabulous than a cat wearing sunglasses. It’s “A Celebration of Taylor Swift” on Dancing With the Stars, and the dance floor is about to become the hottest ticket in town. Can we get a twirl of approval from Taylor Swift herself? Stay tuned, dance enthusiasts!

Dua Lipa Explains Why She Deleted All Her Instagram Posts And Talks Writing Music for ‘Barbie’

November 15, 2023

Dua Lipa just spilled the beans on her genius plan to hit the reset button on her Instagram. The 28-year-old Future Nostalgia sensation spilled the tea during an interview on SiriusXM’s Andy Cohen Live while casually promoting her new single, “Houdini.”

So, why did she decide to go all Marie Kondo on her Insta feed? According to the pop queen herself, it’s all about that fresh start vibe. In her own words, “Yeah, it feels really good. I just think I like it because it’s just a new start, a fresh start, and, you know, they’re not deleted. They’re archived. Not that I’m planning on posting them back up again, but I feel like, you know, all those pictures I have, they’re all on my phone. They’re on my computer. Those are things that my, you know, memories. They’re also all over the internet, so it doesn’t really matter, you know?”

We’re loving the nonchalant attitude, Dua! It’s like she’s Marie Kondo with a side of “I don’t care because my pics are everywhere anyway.” Can we get an amen for that level of cool?

And let’s not forget the masterpiece in the making—her latest track, “Dance the Night,” created for none other than Barbie herself. Dua spills the deets on the creative process, and it’s like writing a movie score, but with a pop diva twist.

“It was everything, to be honest. I’d never had an experience like that before of writing to film in the way that I guess a score is kind of made,” she gushed. Picture this: Dua, the musical maestro, crafting a tune to accompany Barbie’s epic dance routine. But here’s the kicker—the routine was already set, and Dua had to whip up a song that fit like a glove. Barbie’s best day ever with a sprinkle of existential crisis? Now, that’s a creative challenge.

In Dua’s words, “This is like the moment where it’s Barbie’s best day ever, but she’s slowly starting to have these thoughts of death, and it’s like, how do I kind of encapsulate this fun moment with underlying feelings of, you know, when everything’s not really going my way, how am I gonna be able to just carry on, you know, kind of thing?”

Bravo, Dua! We didn’t know Barbie had such deep thoughts. It’s like a pop culture revelation, and we’re here for it. So, here’s to Dua Lipa, the Instagram maestro and Barbie’s personal philosopher. Keep slaying, queen!

Harry Styles Shows Off New Buzzcut for Vogue and Talks New Fragrance

November 15, 2023

Harry Styles just pulled a “cue the drumroll, please” moment with his hair! The 29-year-old heartthrob, who once graced the stages as a One Direction sensation and is now conquering the solo scene, has given his locks a vacation. Yup, you heard it right – he’s officially joined the buzz cut brigade, and the internet is losing its collective mind!

After weeks of wild speculation on whether Harry was embracing the bald and beautiful life, the man himself decided to put all the rumors to rest. How, you ask? Well, he strutted his stuff in a photo shoot that Vogue had the pleasure of splashing all over their Instagram. Move over, runway models – there’s a new sheriff in town, and he goes by the name of @harrystyles.

Vogue, in its infinite wisdom, made the grand revelation that Harry Styles is not just a musical maestro; he’s also dipping his perfectly pedicured toes into the fragrance universe. Yes, you heard it here first – he’s officially becoming the scent sensation we never knew we needed.

The fragrance, brought to you by none other than Styles’s brainchild, @pleasing, is set to launch its debut collection. And let me tell you, this ain’t your grandma’s lavender-scented powder. No, sir! These fragrances, aptly named Bright, Hot; Closeness; and Rivulets, are as sophisticated as Harry’s taste in fashion. Picture Jérôme Epinette, the mastermind nose behind olfactive wonders like Byredo’s Sundazed, putting together these aromatic masterpieces.

But hold your horses, watermelon sugar lovers! Don’t expect a whiff of that nostalgic summer fruit here. These scents are more elusive, more complex – like they were plucked straight from Harry Styles’s wildest music videos. So, if you want to smell as captivating as the man himself, mark your calendars because tomorrow, @pleasing is dropping the olfactory bomb we never knew we desperately needed. You might not be able to look like Harry, but at least you can smell like him!

Harry Styles Shows Off His New Buzzcut for Vogue

A Stage Musical Based on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ski Trial is Coming to London

November 15, 2023

Get ready to hit the slopes of laughter because Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski escapade is now hitting the stage in the most epic comedy musical ever!

Picture this: Gwyneth, the queen of Goop, the expert door-slider, the Shakespeare enthusiast, and the master of consciously-uncoupling Hollywood stardom. Now meet Terry, the retired optometrist from Utah. What do you get when you mix these two worlds? A collision course on the ski slopes of Deer Valley that’s so legendary it became a musical! Move over, Broadway, here comes “Gwyneth Goes Skiing”!

In the thrilling plot, set to unfold at London’s Pleasance Theater on December 13, 2023, Gwyneth and Terry embark on the ski trip of a lifetime. Spoiler alert: they literally collide! Fast forward seven years to 2023, and they’re in court. Double ouch. It’s like a Shakespearean drama, but with more snow and fewer iambic pentameters. Brace yourself for a tale of love, betrayal, and ski instructors who probably just wanted a peaceful day on the slopes.

The stars of this comedic masterpiece are none other than Linus Karp as the radiant Gwyneth and Joseph Martin as the intrepid Terry. These two are about to ski their way into your hearts and leave you in stitches.

Get a sneak peek into the hilarity with behind-the-scenes glimpses on Instagram. Because who wouldn’t want to see Gwyneth Paltrow rehearsing her ski moves and Terry Sanderson perfecting his optometry-inspired dance routine? It’s a match made in comedic heaven.

So, mark your calendars, grab your ski gear, and get ready for a winter wonderland of laughter. “Gwyneth Goes Skiing” is not just a musical; it’s a snow-packed extravaganza of absurdity, and it’s hitting the stage soon. Don’t miss the chance to witness the ski trial that became the musical sensation of the season!

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‘Saturday Night Live’ Promo Features Jason Momoa Without Pants

November 15, 2023

Jason Momoa is strapping on his comedy boots for another round of Saturday Night Live shenanigans!

The 44-year-old Aquaman himself is set to commandeer the SNL stage on November 18, accompanied by the musical vibes of Tate McRae. This isn’t Jason’s first rodeo – he previously took the SNL reins on December 8, 2018, and he’s back to unleash more hilarity.

In a promo video that dropped on Wednesday (November 15), Jason took a trip down memory lane to his inaugural SNL stint, declaring with a grin, “I’m back, baby.” But, hold onto your fins, because the Fast X star had a surprise in store – he appeared to have misplaced his pants, engaging in a slow-motion dance that would make even Aquaman himself question his life choices.

Enter Ego Nwodim, the voice of reason in this pants-less paradise, interrupting Jason’s gravity-defying dance moves with a stern reminder, “We love you, but you just can’t be wearing your underwear. This is a workplace.” Jason, unapologetically in his own world of mirth, fired back with, “I’m sorry. When I get excited, I forget my pants.” And when Ego tried to bring some decency to the situation by suggesting he cover up, Jason retorted with a confident “no chance” and continued his impromptu pantsless performance.

It seems the only thing tighter than Aquaman’s underwater suit is Jason Momoa’s commitment to keeping things hilariously breezy on the SNL stage. Get ready for a tidal wave of laughter – Momoa is back, sans pants and with a whole lot of comedic swagger!

Jason Momoa is back, baby pic.twitter.com/5g78q2M4De

— Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) November 15, 2023

Dean McDermott Reveals What Led to the Collapse of His Marriage to Tori Spelling

November 15, 2023

Dean McDermott is spilling the tea on his divorce from Tori Spelling, and it’s juicier than a watermelon at a summer picnic!

In a plot twist that could rival a telenovela, the 57-year-old actor is revealing the nitty-gritty details of his separation from the lovely Tori. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, my friends.

So, picture this: Dean announced the split back in June, did a little social media post-delete cha-cha, and sources were like, “Nah, they’re not splitting, just taking a break from each other’s snoring.” But surprise, surprise, they actually did break up. Cue dramatic gasps!

Now, Dean’s spilling the beans to the Daily Mail, and it turns out his love affair with the bottle played a starring role in the breakup saga. “My addiction was untreated,” he confesses, as if he just discovered a secret lair in his backyard. Apparently, he’s been tangoing with AA on and off for years, leaving chaos in his wake. Imagine a bull in a china shop, but replace the bull with Dean and the china with everything good in his life.

Tori, the real MVP in this sitcom of errors, tried to stage a one-woman intervention. “She loved me so much that she didn’t really want to tell me how it was affecting her,” Dean admits. Note to self: next time you’re trying to save a sinking ship, maybe leave the bullhorn at home.

As the drama unfolded, the McDermott-Spelling romance turned into a symphony of anger and yelling. Dean, ever the problem-solver, decided to drown his sorrows in tequila and a handful of narcos. Because nothing says “relationship therapy” like a one-man party with substances that sound like rejected Marvel superhero names.

Fast forward to today, Dean’s drying out in a sober house, and he’s having an Oprah moment, expressing deep regret for turning Tori’s life into a soap opera. “All Tori’s ever done is want me to be happy and healthy,” he laments, realizing he played a starring role in the drama llama parade. Bravo, Dean, bravo.

This divorce saga has more twists and turns than a GPS on the fritz. Dean’s on the path to redemption, and Tori deserves an award for putting up with more drama than a Shakespearean tragedy.

‘Arthur the King’ Trailer Starring Mark Wahlberg

November 15, 2023

Guess who’s making a triumphant return to the big screen? It’s none other than the man with the abs that can make a grown potato cry—Mark Wahlberg! Hold on to your popcorn, because the first trailer for his latest masterpiece, “Arthur the King,” just dropped like a hot potato on a summer day.

Directed by the cinematic maestro Simon Cellan Jones, this flick boasts a star-studded lineup including Simu Liu, Juliet Rylance, Nathalie Emmanuel, Ali Suliman, and Paul Guilfoyle. It’s basically the Avengers of cinema, but with more fur and a whole lot of adventure.

But what’s the movie about, you ask? Well, it’s not your typical Hollywood plot. It’s based on Mikael Lindnord’s riveting page-turner, “Arthur: The Dog Who Crossed the Jungle to Find a Home.” I mean, move over, Batman—Arthur is the real hero we’ve been waiting for.

Here’s the lowdown: Picture this—over ten days and a whopping 435 miles, a bromance blossoms between pro adventure racer Michael Light (played by Wahlberg, of course) and a street-smart dog named Arthur. Forget about love stories; this is a tale of a man and his four-legged sidekick conquering the jungle like it’s a walk in the park.

In this epic saga of sweat, determination, and probably a fair amount of doggy treats, Light is on a mission to snag that elusive win. He sweet-talks a sponsor into backing him and assembles a dream team of athletes (Liu, Emmanuel, and Suliman) for the Adventure Racing World Championship in the Dominican Republic. It’s like the Olympics, but with more mud and less spandex.

And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, brace yourself because Bear Grylls is making a cameo appearance as himself. Yes, the man who can survive anything—including bad movie choices.

So mark your calendars, cancel your dog-walking plans, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions because “Arthur the King” hits theaters on March 22, 2024. And in case you missed it, back in September, Wahlberg spilled the beans about the future of his acting career. Spoiler alert: It involves more abs and possibly more talking animals.

Jada Pinkett Smith Threatens Legal Action Over Will Smith, Duane Martin Affair Story

November 15, 2023

In the latest episode of the Hollywood soap opera, Jada Pinkett Smith is rolling up her sleeves, ready to unleash the legal hounds, or maybe just a feisty chihuahua, after rumors surfaced about her hubby, Will Smith, engaging in some serious Fresh Prince frolics with Duane Martin.

While we’re not sure if Jada has already dialed her lawyer’s number or just called dibs on the last lawyer-themed costume at the local party store, she did drop a bombshell response to nosy photographers, declaring, “We suin’!” with the kind of flair that could make even Shakespeare jealous.

This drama unfolded after Will Smith passionately denied any romantic rendezvous with Martin, leaving us to wonder if he’s been taking lessons in denial from a poker-faced cat.

Bilaal, who claims to be Will’s ex-personal assistant and long-lost sibling (plot twist!), spilled the beans in a viral interview that was probably juicier than a watermelon at a fruit festival. According to Bilaal, he stumbled upon the Men In Black maestro, now 55 and apparently still getting jiggy with it, caught in a compromising position with Martin.

In response, a spokesperson for the Fresh Prince heroically declared the entire story a work of fiction, presumably delivered with a straight face that could rival a seasoned poker player. Meanwhile, confidential sources, who may or may not have been trained by secret agents, hinted that Smith is contemplating legal action – because nothing says “I’m innocent” like a courtroom showdown.

For those not in the celebrity gossip loop, Duane Martin, aged 58 and formerly hitched to actress Tisha Campbell for what seems like a Hollywood eternity (1996–2020), has been in cahoots with Smith on various projects. Maybe they were just rehearsing some avant-garde interpretive dance routine? We’ll leave that to the courts to decide.

All About Meghan Markle’s Extravagant Lunch With a Friend in Montecito

November 15, 2023

The Duchess of Sussex pulled off a stealthy mission in Montecito last Friday, like a secret agent avoiding the paparazzi’s radar. However, those sneaky photos only emerged from the shadows on Tuesday. Was it a deliberate move by Backgrid, the photo agency, or did the photographer just decide to play hide-and-seek with the pics? Maybe they were waiting for the perfect moment, like a surprise party for King Charles’s birthday. You know, to add that extra sprinkle of spice to the royal celebration.

This isn’t Meghan’s first rodeo in the world of fashion espionage. Remember the coronation weekend caper? She got pap’d, and the photos dropped the day after the coronation. It caused such a commotion that the poor paparazzo had to swear on their camera that the pics were as candid as a squirrel trying to find its nuts. Ah, good times in the land of royals and revelations.

Let’s get to the nitty-gritty of this fashionable escapade. The date: Friday, November 10th, just days before King Chuck’s birthday bash. Meghan, the undercover style agent, rocked those pics with an undeniable cuteness factor. The fashion detectives were on the case, and the IDs came pouring in like fashion confetti. La Ligne shorts, Celine sunglasses, Givenchy belt, Aquazzura flats, and a tote bag from Cesta Collective—she basically turned the streets of Montecito into her own runway. Oh, and let’s not forget the poppy pin, because, you know, it’s November, and royals and poppies go together like tea and crumpets.

But wait, Meghan wasn’t on a solo mission this time. She teamed up with her partner-in-crime, Kelly McKee Kajfen, the mastermind behind Alliance of Moms. After a top-secret lunch at Pane e Vino (where they probably discussed world domination over a plate of heavy cheese—Italian style), they embarked on a shopping spree at Wendy Foster, armed with bags big enough to smuggle all the royal secrets.

And speaking of secrets, Meghan had previously made a cameo on Kajfen’s Instagram, donning a t-shirt for an Alliance of Moms campaign. Clearly, this duo knows how to blend charity work with high-stakes fashion ops.

A day in the life of Meghan, the undercover fashionista, and her partner in crime, Kelly McKee Kajfen. It’s like a royal sitcom, but with more style, less drama, and a touch of espionage. Stay tuned for the next episode of “Keeping Up with the Sussexes: Fashion Files and Friendship Funnies.”

All About Meghan Markle’s Extravagant Lunch With a Friend in Montecito

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Send King Charles a Video of Archie and Lilibet Singing ‘Happy Birthday’

November 15, 2023

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Chuckles, we find ourselves knee-deep in the royal soap opera of addiction. No, not to the local mead or a secret stash of medieval Netflix, but to the miseries of a queen and the tales of a mischievous prince. Enter King Charles III, or as we affectionately call him, King Chuckles.

Our dear Chuckles has a penchant for two things – nagging about his queen and obsessively sending his entourage on a Harry and Meghan gossip relay. It’s like he’s the royal gossip cheerleader, but with a crown instead of pom-poms. The saga began in September 2022 when King Chuckles threw a media tantrum, proclaiming he’d personally banished Prince Harry from Meghan in Windsor. It was like a medieval Jerry Springer episode.

But hold on to your jesters’ hats, because the comedy continues! Harry, the rebel with a royal cause, decided to ring up his dear old dad on Chuckles’ 75th birthday. And lo and behold, the palace erupted into a frenzy of briefings. They’re like kids in a candy shop, but instead of candy, it’s gossip about Harry and Meghan. Can you imagine the excitement in the castle? “Hey, guys, Harry called again! Time for another briefing!”

Victoria Ward at the Telegraph dutifully played the royal scribe, documenting this momentous occasion. “Prince Harry and King to speak again next week after ‘turning point’ phone call,” she exclaimed, probably with a quill in one hand and a cup of tea in the other. We can almost hear the giggles from the royal gossip circle.

The King also chatted with Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex. Even little Archie and Lilibet, the miniature royals, joined the party. They reportedly recorded a video singing happy birthday to Grandpa Chuckles. The grandkids have only met him a handful of times, but hey, a virtual serenade should do the trick.

The fact that both sides are suddenly waving the white flag and pretending to be one big happy royal family is hailed as a positive sign. Chuckles must have felt like a weight lifted from his royal shoulders during his birthday dinner at Clarence House. I mean, who wouldn’t want to celebrate getting a call from Harry and a video from the grandkids they barely know?

In a bizarre turn of events earlier this year, Harry and Meghan were asked to “vacate” Frogmore Cottage. It’s like a medieval eviction notice, but with more tiaras. Yet, Chuckles was reportedly thrilled that Harry flew in for his Coronation. Ah, the joys of family dynamics in a kingdom far, far away.

And here’s the cherry on the royal cake – Chuckles, in all his royal wisdom, decided to let the palace staff spill the tea to the Telegraph about the adorable video from Archie and Lilibet. Because why keep a sweet family moment private when you can turn it into a royal PR stunt?

Despite the so-called “olive branch” and the laughter echoing through the castle, one can’t help but wonder if the Sussexes should keep a safe distance from this kingdom of royal shenanigans. After all, who needs this kind of drama when you can have your own happily ever after in sunny California?

Lance Bass is Out to Find the “Next Great Boy Band”

November 15, 2023

In the mystical land of boy bands, where glitter rains and harmonies grow on trees, NSYNC, the fabulous quintet, recently celebrated the 25th birthday of their debut album – a shimmering diamond in the pop music tiara. But hold your nostalgic tears, because Lance Bass, the man who’s been staring at the past like it’s a particularly intriguing cheese platter, is ready to turn his gaze to the future, and he’s doing it with more excitement than a puppy in a bacon factory.

Breaking the news to E! News, Bass, the man with a plan and a love for Boursin Cheese that rivals Shakespeare’s love for sonnets, spilled the beans about his latest adventure. Brace yourself – he’s about to launch a show, not just any show, but a show to unearth the next American boy band sensation. Move over England and South Korea, because Lance wants that boy band crown back, and he’s not afraid to put on his producer cape and hunt for it.

But here’s the kicker – he’s not embarking on this wild boy band safari alone. Oh no, he’s bringing along some of your favorite iconic boy band members to join the quest. Who are these mysterious sidekicks, you ask? Well, Lance is keeping that secret tighter than a jar of pickles that just won’t budge. It’s like the Avengers of boy bands, but with more glitter and probably better dance moves.

As for when this spectacular boy band extravaganza will hit your screens, well, your guess is as good as Lance’s poker face during a cheese tasting. No release date, no network, just the promise of a boy band adventure that will make you laugh, cry, and question why you ever thought you could dance as well as these guys.

And if that wasn’t enough to make you double-snort with laughter, Lance also hinted at the possibility of an NSYNC reunion. Picture this: JC, Justin, Chris, Joey, and Lance, all decked out in matching glittery jumpsuits, ready to conquer the world once again. The door is apparently always open, just like that bag of chips you can’t resist going back to, especially when you’re binge-watching old NSYNC music videos.

So, buckle up because Lance Bass is on a mission to bring back the glory days of American boy bands, and he’s doing it with a sense of humor that’s cheesier than a Boursin-infused pizza. Stay tuned for more glitter, more boy bands, and possibly the greatest reunion since someone put peanut butter and chocolate in the same cup. It’s going to be epic – the kind of epic that makes you wonder if Lance has been secretly taking lessons from a stand-up comedian.

‘Artpop’ by Lady Gaga Receives Grammy Nod a Decade After Its Release

November 15, 2023

Brace yourselves for a trip down memory lane because Lady Gaga’s “Artpop” album is getting a belated round of applause, and this time it’s not just for the avant-garde fashion choices!

In an article that’s more fabulous than a disco ball at a unicorn’s birthday party, the Grammys present “10 Reasons Why ‘Artpop’ Is Lady Gaga’s Bravest Album.” Move over, Beethoven, there’s a new maestro in town, and she’s wearing a meat hat.

According to the Grammys, a decade later, “Artpop” is being hailed as the holy grail of Gaga’s discography, proving that good things come to those who wait—like fine wine or the punchline of a really elaborate joke.

In this epic tale of musical heroism, the article sheds light on the album’s influence on alt-pop music. Apparently, Gaga’s avant-garde approach to pop is now as trendy as a pug in sunglasses. They claim that, a decade ago, the world wasn’t ready for the avant-garde extravaganza that is “Artpop.” It was like bringing a futuristic spaceship to a horse-and-buggy race. But fear not, for Gaga’s intergalactic musical musings paved the way for today’s genre-hopping, highly-textured sonic landscapes. It’s like she left a trail of stardust for artists like SOPHIE, Charli XCX, and Dorian Electra to follow. “ARTPOP” wasn’t ridiculed; it was a sacrificial lamb, allowing the music world to evolve into the dazzling spectacle it is today.

Remember when people said “Artpop” was ahead of its time? Well, turns out it was so ahead that it circled the Earth and came back as the cool kid on the block. The article suggests that while “Artpop” may have been met with mixed reviews initially, it was merely laying the foundation for the alt-pop revolution. It’s like Gaga was the eccentric architect designing the blueprint for a pop music utopia, and we were all just living in her avant-garde dream.

So, dust off your disco ball, grab your glitter, and let’s give a round of applause to “Artpop,” the album that was too fabulous for its time but is now sashaying into the spotlight a decade fashionably late. Who needs punctuality when you have pop perfection?

Travis Scott Breaks Silence on Astroworld Tragedy as GQ’s Man of the Year

November 15, 2023

Travis Scott, the man who can make even a grocery list sound like a chart-topping hit, is gracing the cover of GQ’s Men of the Year, and boy, does he sparkle more than a disco ball dipped in glitter.

Hailing from Houston, this hip-hop wizard made a triumphant return to the music summit with his album ‘Utopia.’ It’s like the dude has a magical wand that turns every note into pure gold. Move over, Midas; Travis is in town.

But hold on to your sparkly hats, because this success story comes with a side of drama. Picture this: a stampede at the Astroworld festival that made chaos look like a game of hopscotch gone wrong. Ten people bid farewell to this mortal coil, and Travis found himself in the middle of a PR storm.

Some folks had his back, while others were ready to roast him like a marshmallow at a bonfire. There was even an investigation, because who doesn’t love a good legal dance party?

In his defense, Travis claimed he was as clueless as a goldfish in a maze. He said he couldn’t see past the front row, which is ironic, considering he’s the maestro orchestrating the whole musical circus.

Now, in this tell-all piece, Travis spills the beans on what went down in his head during those tumultuous times. He was apparently finishing up the ‘Utopia’ album, trying to create musical magic while chaos reigned outside his studio door. Talk about working under pressure. Mozart composing during a stampede? Travis one-upped him.

When asked about his mental state post-chaos, Travis threw out words like “overly devastated.” It’s like he went through more emotions than a telenovela character in a week. And those fans? Oh, they’re like family. A dysfunctional family, maybe, but family nonetheless.

Reflecting on the tragedy, Travis gets deep. He says it has its rough moments. No kidding. It’s probably rougher than trying to find a needle in a haystack while riding a unicycle. But he feels for the people and their families, which is a level of empathy we reserve for puppies and free pizza.

And then, in a plot twist sharper than a thriller movie, he explains how making ‘Utopia’ became his therapy. Like, forget lying on a couch and talking about your feelings. Travis blasts them out through speakers and turns them into bangers. Who needs a shrink when you’ve got a beat?

Travis Scott, the man who turns tragedy into tunes and chaos into chart-toppers. Move over, therapists; we’ve got a new musical healer in town, and he’s got more sparkles than a disco ball on steroids.

Travis Scott Breaks Silence on Astroworld Tragedy as GQ’s Man of the Year

Antoni Porowski Talks About Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Relationship

November 15, 2023

Antoni Porowski, the culinary wizard from Queer Eye, spilled the beans on Taylor Swift’s hot new romance with football heartthrob Travis Kelce. Picture this: the 39-year-old chef extraordinaire, and the 33-year-old pop sensation, teaming up at a Kansas Chiefs game like they’re the dynamic duo of love and touchdown celebrations.

In an exclusive tell-all (well, more like a tell-some), Antoni couldn’t contain his joy about the latest power couple. “I mean, seriously, I couldn’t be happier,” he gushed to People. Imagine the happiness level of a kid in a candy store combined with the excitement of finding a Wi-Fi signal in the middle of nowhere.

Antoni, being the ultimate cheerleader for Swift and Kelce, spilled his hopes for the couple. Brace yourselves for the profound insight: “I’m very supportive. She’s an incredible, formidable woman who’s managing to tour the world over.” Could he be more enthusiastic? We doubt it.

Antoni’s recipe for the perfect celebrity couple: a dash of football, a sprinkle of pop, and a whole lot of genuine happiness. Let’s raise our imaginary glasses and toast to Swift and Kelce, the touchdown-scoring, world-touring power couple of the century! May their love be as unstoppable as a Chiefs winning streak, and may their future be filled with more excitement than a Queer Eye makeover. Cheers to love, laughter, and the unexpected magic that happens when culinary expertise meets pop superstardom!

Antoni Porowski Talks About Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Relationship

Zoe Kravitz and Hailey Bieber Enjoy a Workout

November 15, 2023

Prepare yourselves for a laughter-infused fitness fiesta as the dynamic duo of Hailey Bieber and Zoe Kravitz hit the gym, proving that breaking a sweat is the new black.

In a hilarious rendezvous in the fitness realm, the 26-year-old model and the 34-year-old maestro of Big Little Lies joined forces to conquer the treadmill and weights, leaving mere mortals in awe of their workout prowess.

Picture this: Hailey strutting into the gym donned in a leather coat that screamed “I’m here to lift, not just weights but also fashion standards.” Coordinating like a style symphony, she paired it with a white top and matching shorts, making us wonder if she’s headed to the runway or the gym.

Meanwhile, the fabulous Zoe Kravitz entered the fitness arena like a cream-colored goddess, sporting a tank shirt that seemed to say, “I may be sweating, but I do it with flair.” Paired with black biker shorts, she effortlessly blended comfort and chic, making us question our life choices in activewear.

After a session that surely had the dumbbells blushing, the dynamic duo emerged from the gym, radiating post-workout glow and enough charisma to power a small city.

Just a week prior, these two fitness aficionados took their friendship to new heights by conquering the culinary world. Where, you ask? None other than the chic Sushi Park in West Hollywood. Because why settle for a regular dinner when you can make it a sushi spectacle?

Hailey and Zoe are not just gym buddies; they’re the comedic queens of fitness fashion and the reigning champs of dining divas. Stay tuned for more antics from this dynamic duo as they continue to redefine what it means to break a sweat with style!

Zoe Kravitz and Hailey Bieber Enjoy a Workout

Sydney Sweeney and Dakota Johnson Star in ‘Madame Web’ Trailer

November 15, 2023

Marvel just dropped a sneak peek at Madame Web, featuring Dakota Johnson as the leading lady, and Sydney Sweeney as Julia Carpenter (aka Spider-Woman). Get ready for a rollercoaster ride through the Marvel universe, where clairvoyance meets chaos!

Picture this: Dakota Johnson as Cassandra Webb, a paramedic in the heart of Manhattan. Forget everything you know about superheroes; Madame Web is about to rewrite the rulebook. In a plot twist that’ll make your spidey senses tingle, this suspense-packed thriller dives into the mysterious origins of one of Marvel’s most enigmatic heroines.

Our girl Cassandra might just have a hotline to the future, but she’s not dialing up pizza deliveries. No, siree! Forced to face the music about her past, she forms an unlikely alliance with three young women, all destined for greatness – if they can survive the madness of the present, that is. Spoiler alert: it involves more twists than a pretzel factory!

Joining Dakota Johnson in this wild adventure are Isabela Merced, Emma Roberts, Adam Scott, Celeste O’Connor, Tahar Rahim, Mike Epps, and Zosia Mamet. It’s like the Avengers decided to throw a surprise party, and everyone’s invited!

Mark your calendars, because the Marvel madness hits theaters on February 16, 2024. It’s a date with destiny, spiced up with a dash of clairvoyance and a whole lot of laughs.

And now, drumroll please… It’s trailer time! Watch it below and prepare for a wild ride through the Marvelverse like you’ve never seen before. Buckle up, buttercups!

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