Tristan Thompson Explains Why He Cheated on Khloe Kardashian So Many Times

Tristan Thompson embarked on a redemption tour, aiming to win over Khloe Kardashian’s sisters, Kourtney Kardashian and Kylie Jenner, in the latest episode of The Kardashians. But let’s be real, trying to patch things up after multiple cheating escapades is like trying to convince your GPS that you know a shortcut through Narnia.

In the grand theater of apologies, Tristan took center stage, declaring, “When I cheat, I feel like I’ve swallowed a live slug โ€“ disgusted and guilty.” Well, Tristan, maybe try chocolates or flowers next time, but hey, creativity isn’t everyone’s strong suit.

In an attempt to play the sympathy card, Tristan spilled the beans about attending therapy for two whole years. Now, that’s a marathon of self-discovery. He also claimed he had no role models for faithful relationships growing up, as if fidelity is some mysterious creature that only exists in fairy tales.

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According to Tristan, his cheating spree was just an elaborate dance for attention. Picture him twirling around, thinking, “Look at me, I’m the star of my own drama!” Sorry, Tristan, but Broadway isn’t calling anytime soon.

But wait, there’s a tragic backstory! Tristan unveiled his childhood trauma, recounting how he couldn’t protect his mom from his dad’s less-than-stellar behavior. Cue the violins. Apparently, his cheating was a defense mechanism โ€“ because nothing says “self-defense” like betraying the trust of your loved ones.

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In a moment of revelation, Tristan shared his noble motive for change: his kids. Yes, because nothing says “Father of the Year” like wanting your daughter to avoid schoolyard gossip about your questionable deeds. Imagine the horror of some pint-sized pundit exposing your dad as the loveable scoundrel of the neighborhood.

Tristan Thompson, the Shakespeare of apologies, spinning tales of therapy, childhood woes, and a newfound commitment to fidelity. But forgive us if we’re not rushing to buy tickets for this redemption comedy โ€“ we’ve seen this show before, and the plot twists are getting old.

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