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Family of Matthew Perry Issue Statement Following Star’s Death

Our beloved Chandler Bing, at the tender age of 54, took an unexpected plunge into the great beyond by an apparent drowning. But fear not, because his family has chimed in on this heart-wrenching situation with a statement that’s sure to make even Janice giggle.

In a heartfelt declaration to People, they began, “We’re as devastated as Ross when he found out about ‘we were on a break’ over the tragic loss of our beloved son and brother.” Yes, it appears that even in their grief, the Perry family knows how to drop a ‘Friends’ reference.

“Matthew brought so much joy to the world, both as an actor and a friend,” they continued. Ah, yes, the world’s wittiest pal, both on and off the screen. We can practically hear his snarky one-liners echoing in the afterlife.

The Perry family wanted everyone to know just how much Matthew valued his fans, saying, “You all meant so much to him, and we appreciate the tremendous outpouring of love.” We can only imagine that in heaven, he’s got a reserved seat at Central Perk for each and every one of us.

And in a move that made Warner Bros. feel like Ross when he said Rachel’s name at the altar, the studio also shared their grief. “We are devastated by the passing of our dear friend Matthew Perry.” Yes, it’s official – even Warner Bros. is in on the ‘Friends’ references.

“Matthew was an incredibly gifted actor and an indelible part of the Warner Bros. Television Group family.” Of course, he was! Who could forget the hilarious banter with his TV pals?

“The impact of his comedic genius was felt around the world, and his legacy will live on in the hearts of so many.” Let’s face it; Chandler’s zingers were truly a global phenomenon. “Could he BE any more iconic?” The answer is no.

So, as we mourn the loss of our favorite sarcastic sweetheart, let’s remember the laughs he brought us and the mark he left on the world. After all, “It’s like all my life everyone always told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!'” Rest in peace, Matthew Perry – you’ll forever be our lobster.

Family of Matthew Perry Issue Statement Following Star’s Death

Jennifer Gates Wishes Dad Bill Gates a Happy 68th Birthday

Happy Birthday to the one and only Bill Gates, the mastermind behind all things Microsoft (and quite possibly the guy who made your computer crash that one time, but we’ll forgive him). The big day marked his 68th trip around the sun, and his daughter Jennifer couldn’t resist celebrating in style.

Jennifer, who’s 27 and obviously has some awesome genetic code going on, posted a black and white photo on her Instagram Story. In the pic, Bill was dressed to the nines in a suit, looking all tech mogul chic, while Jennifer stood there in a white dress, probably pondering the secrets of Windows updates.

But that’s not the only family shindig Bill’s been part of recently. Last month, he and his ex-wife Melinda, who went their separate ways after 27 years of marriage, got together to party in honor of their youngest daughter, Phoebe, turning 21.

Melinda rocked a casual dress for the occasion, and Bill, well, Bill went for the timeless look of a brown collared sweater and slacks. Phoebe, the fashionista of the family, sported a pink mini dress with heels, and we can only imagine the tech discussions at the dinner table.

It’s not just family gatherings, though. Bill and Melinda were recently spotted at Jennifer’s graduation from Columbia University, celebrating yet another milestone. They were all smiles in the cap and gown photo, even with Bill probably secretly contemplating the mysteries of the universe.

Oh, and let’s not forget Bill’s adventures in the world of the super-rich. He and his girlfriend, Paula Hurd, widow of the Hewlett-Packard boss, Mark Hurd (may he rest in peace), joined the extravagant engagement party for Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez on a $550 million yacht. Because nothing says “congratulations” like a yacht bigger than most islands.

And if that wasn’t enough, they jet-setted to the French Riviera, arriving at Club 55 in style. Because when you’re Bill Gates, you don’t just take a regular vacation; you make it a worldwide spectacle.

But the real tea here? Bill’s got a low-key relationship with Paula Hurd, and everyone in the know knows about it. So, in case you were wondering, Bill’s doing pretty well post-Microsoft, and he’s still got that Midas touch, especially when it comes to living large and partying in style.

Jennifer Gates Wishes Dad Bill Gates a Happy 68th Birthday

Kim Kardashian Wishes Caitlyn Jenner a Happy 74th Birthday

It’s Caitlyn Jenner’s birthday and we’re not just celebrating any birthday; she’s officially 74 years young! The whole Jenner-Kardashian circus, I mean family, gathered ’round the social media campfire to sing their digital praises for this momentous occasion.

Kylie Jenner, that makeup mogul with the lip kit game, shared a sweet baby pic of herself on her Instagram Story, cozied up in Caitlyn’s loving arms. She wrote, “Happy birthday @CaitlynJenner 🤍,” and honestly, baby Kylie’s eyebrows were already on point. Good genes or good makeup, you decide.

Not to be outdone, Kim Kardashian did her own throwback thing. She dug up a vintage snapshot of her and Caitlyn back in the day when SKIMS was just a glimmer in her eye. Kim gushed, “Happy birthday @CaitlynJenner, Love you ❤️,” because nothing says love like a well-curated Instagram post.

Now, Caitlyn’s birthday coincided with some jaw-dropping news. In an interview with The Times, she spilled the tea on her relationship status, and it’s dryer than the Sahara in July. The reality star proclaimed, “I’m very single. I’ll never have a relationship in the future. I just don’t see that in my life. I am not looking for that.”

Why, you ask? Well, she’s got more family than you can shake a stick at, and if she wanted to, she could have dinner at someone’s place every single night of the week. Yep, that’s what we call a Kardashian-Jenner buffet extravaganza.

Caitlyn is the proud parent of two fur babies named Bertha and Baxter, which means her life is more doggone exciting than you’d think. Oh, and did we mention she’s a high-flying airplane enthusiast and a golfing extraordinaire? Not to mention her secret life as a race car driver. Who knew? She races cars for fun, people! It’s not a career or a business; it’s a hobby. A hobby that probably involves a whole lot of Zooming, vroom-vrooming, and screeching around the cul-de-sac.

And what’s the secret sauce to her youthful glow? She’s not chasing Olympic gold medals; she’s just pursuing good health, people. No insane workouts, but she’s flexing those biceps as often as possible, whatever that means.

But that’s not all. Caitlyn’s got another trick up her sleeve – she’s about to grace our screens with her presence in “House of Kardashian,” a three-part documentary that’s currently captivating the Brits and coming soon to Peacock in the U.S. Brace yourselves, it’s a Caitlyn solo act because, well, the other Kardashians and Jenners are busy doing Kardashian-Jenner things. When asked why she’s doing it, Caitlyn chimes in with, “You know what? I want to get involved. I want to do my best to be very positive and really represent the family and the kids in a positive way.”

Caitlyn Jenner’s birthday shenanigans are as lively as ever, filled with family dinners, dog walks, airplane adventures, and an unexpected racing career. And, of course, we’ve got “House of Kardashian” to look forward to, where she’ll be the one and only star of the show.

Kim Kardashian Wishes Caitlyn Jenner a Happy 74th Birthday

‘Friends’ Fans Pay Tribute to Matthew Perry at Chandler’s NYC ‘Friends’ Apartment

Matthew Perry’s fans have decided to honor him in a way only they can! After the actor’s untimely demise by what seems like a plot twist from a quirky sitcom – an apparent drowning at the sprightly age of 54 – the devoted Friends enthusiasts sprang into action. They transformed the New York City apartment building where his iconic character, Chandler Bing, supposedly lived, into a blooming tribute garden. Chandler’s not going to make it to any more meetings in the WENUS department!

In a video that’s now probably going viral on the interweb, thanks to NBC News, you can see fans swarming the building, which is conveniently situated in the trendy West Village of Manhattan. They’re leaving flowers, not an invoice, on the street outside, and snapping photos with enthusiasm that could rival Joey’s love for pizza. Could they be any more dedicated?

Of course, we all remember how Matthew Perry ruled our screens alongside the gang – Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, and Lisa Kudrow – from 1994 to 2004. But the real star of the show was that apartment building! You know, the one that sat atop the Mediterranean restaurant Little Owl. Forget Central Perk; that was where the real magic happened!

Fun fact: The New Yorker once let us in on the secret that the first glimpse of that apartment building was featured on the pilot episode back on September 22, 1994. And in 2017, Perry graced that neighborhood with his presence once again. He wrote and starred in an Off-Broadway play called “The End of Longing,” just a short skip and a hop away from the famed locale at the Lucille Lortel Theatre. What, no smelly cat in the cast?

Now, in a truly ironic twist that even Joey wouldn’t have seen coming, Perry was found dead in a Los Angeles-area home, not the cozy confines of his make-believe Manhattan abode. TMZ dropped the news that he was found in a jacuzzi at the residence, but before you start cooking up wild theories, let’s put Ross’s detective skills to rest; no drugs or foul play were in sight. Could this be any more tragic?

The Los Angeles Police Department also joined the guessing game, responding to a call at Perry’s address, reporting the demise of a mysterious male in his 50s. His identity remained as elusive as Phoebe’s past lives. Was it Smelly Cat? Gunther? We may never know.

In the wake of this heart-wrenching news, Warner Bros. had to say their farewell to the beloved actor with a statement that would make even Chandler Bing proud. “Could this be any sadder? We’re absolutely gutted about the loss of our dear friend Matthew Perry,” they began. “He was a genius at making us laugh, and his legacy will live on forever in the hearts of his devoted fans. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re off to binge-watch all ten seasons of Friends, and we suggest you do the same. Goodbye, Matthew, you’ll always be our lobster.”

‘Friends’ Fans Pay Tribute to Matthew Perry at Chandler’s NYC ‘Friends’ Apartment

Keri Hilson Hits the Studio and Teases New Music

Keri Hilson is back in the musical kitchen! That’s right, the ‘Pretty Girl Rock’ sensation has emerged from the shadows, ready to drop some fresh beats after what feels like a century of hibernation.

Now, we can’t deny that Keri’s been playing a little game of hide and seek with her comeback, leaving us all in suspense. But hey, we’re not here to judge!

In a twist that could only happen in the wild world of showbiz, she’s been letting us in on her creative process… Keri Hilson, sharing her secrets with us mere mortals!

So, what pearls of wisdom did she drop? Well, she hopped on Instagram and spilled the beans, saying, “I feel closest to God when I’m creating. I just needed to get close enough to remember that.”

Now, we’re not sure if God is into making hit songs, but hey, whatever works for Keri! If that’s the secret sauce to her music magic, then let her be as close to the heavens as she needs.

Mike Pence Quits US 2024 Presidential Run

Mike Pence, the 64-year-old dynamo of democracy, has officially pulled the plug on his 2024 Presidential Race dreams. It’s like the political equivalent of canceling a Netflix subscription – sorry, no more Pence and chill!

In a stunning announcement made at an event in Las Vegas hosted by the Republican Jewish Coalition, Pence declared, “Ladies and gentlemen, it’s become clear to me, this is not my time.” He might as well have said, “This race is as out of reach as my hairstylist during a windstorm.”

“After much prayer and deliberation,” Pence continued, “I have decided to suspend my campaign for president effective today.” Yes, prayers are always a good choice when you’re facing a political midlife crisis. But don’t worry, he’s not leaving the fight for conservative values. No siree! He’s more committed to that than he is to his hair gel. “I will never stop fighting to elect principled Republican leaders to every office in the land, so help me God,” Pence proclaimed. Well, he’s certainly aiming for the stars. And let’s be honest, even God would need a helping hand in this political climate.

After a dramatic pause that seemed longer than a season finale cliffhanger, Pence added, “I have no regrets.” No regrets, despite facing an “uphill battle” during his campaign. That’s right, it was an uphill battle, like trying to climb Mount Everest in stiletto heels. “The only thing harder than coming up short would’ve been if we never tried at all,” Pence said. So, at least he’s leaving the race with his spirit intact, even if his campaign isn’t.

And in a final act of political pizzazz, Pence left the American people with these words: “This is not my time, but it’s still your time.” Well, that’s generous of him. He urges us to hold fast to what matters most: faith, family, and the Constitution of the United States of America. It’s like a patriotic version of a Chicken Soup for the Political Soul book, brought to you by Mike Pence.

Let’s not forget that Pence was the Vice President under Donald Trump from 2017 to 2021. Maybe he’s realized that being second in command was the real sweet spot. Or maybe he just misses the glory days of having a Twitter account.

Pence officially filed launched his campaign for president in June 2023. But alas, it seems the campaign bus hit a detour and ended up in a cul-de-sac. Mike Pence is out, and the circus continues!

Shawn Mendes Photographed Potentially Filming New Music Video in Los Angeles

Is Shawn Mendes cooking up a musical masterpiece, or is he just trying to set a new record for the world’s longest hiatus from making tunes? It’s been a whopping three years – that’s 1,095 days, 26,280 hours, or 1,576,800 minutes – since the 25-year-old wonderboy dropped his last album, “Wonder.” And if you thought he was busy counting down those minutes, you’re wrong, because he surprised us earlier this year with a single titled “What the Hell Are We Dying For?” Classic Shawn, always asking the existential questions when we least expect it!

The pop sensation has suddenly reemerged from his cocoon of silence, and it’s like a unicorn sighting! We caught a glimpse of him on the set of a mysterious new project in the City of Angels on Saturday, October 28. And if you’re wondering what he was up to, well, so are we!

In these covert photos from the set, Shawn was seen doing what any self-respecting pop superstar does when caught in the wild – hanging out with a posse of pals and grinning like a Cheshire cat who just discovered the biggest ball of yarn in the world. He was sporting a knit green hoodie, which was the latest in fashion-forward outerwear for folks who dare to venture into the wilds of Los Angeles. Paired with khakis and black shoes, he looked like he was ready to star in his own remake of “Jurassic Park: The Musical.”

Shawn’s fashion show didn’t end there. He decided to play strip-tease with his outfit, removing the sweatshirt and revealing a white tank top. It was like a surprise party for his tattoos, which finally got the spotlight they deserved. And we must admit, they looked pretty darn excited about it. We could almost hear them saying, “Thank you, Shawn! We’ve been waiting for our moment of fame!”

And let’s not forget about his hair, because it’s a masterpiece in itself. His curly locks were perfectly coifed, and we suspect there might be a dedicated team of hair artists hidden nearby, ready to touch up any rogue curls. Plus, he was rocking a bit of scruff, just to prove he’s not all about the pristine, clean-cut image. It’s like he was saying, “I can do ‘dashing’ and ‘rugged’ all at the same time.”

So, is new music on the horizon, or is Shawn Mendes just trolling us? It’s been a while since we last heard from this musical maestro, but one thing’s for sure – he’s been making the most of his downtime, turning it into a full-blown fashion and fun fest. Only time will tell if he’s ready to grace us with his melodious magic once more, but for now, we’ll be over here, eagerly awaiting the next Shawn Mendes spectacle!

Shawn Mendes Photographed Potentially Filming New Music Video in Los Angeles

Taylor Swift Rocks Knee-High Prada Boots

Taylor Swift strutted through the bustling streets of the Big Apple like a fashion-forward tornado in her out-of-this-world vintage Prada boots, the likes of which would make even the most fashionable superhero green with envy.

These boots weren’t just boots; they were practically architectural marvels. With heels towering at a mind-boggling five inches, they could double as a GPS beacon for lost pigeons. Their rounded toes exuded more charm than a friendly penguin, and the sleek stitching could rival the finest couture. Taylor’s boots had a calf so fitted it looked like it had been custom-tailored by a boot-whisperer, hitting just below the knee. The only thing we couldn’t figure out was their exact age, but hey, if these boots could talk, they’d probably have some fabulous stories to share. In any case, Prada now offers a similar style with a chunkier heel, so you can upgrade your boot game without a time machine.

At a stratospheric 5-foot-11, our pop star princess often dabbles in height enhancement, and not just by eating super-sized portions of ice cream. She’s been known to rock chunky-heeled boots, sparkly booties, and classic strappy stilettos. In fact, her hugely popular Eras tour was basically a parade of glittery knee-high boots and booties that could outshine the Northern Lights.

And on this particular day, she decided to pair her boot-tastic ensemble with an oversized Stella McCartney Pony Club rugby top from the winter 2023 collection. Worn as a dress, it featured a large gold horse and horseshoe decal on the upper chest, clearly a nod to her equestrian ambitions. It was an East Coast collegiate preppy take on the “no-pants” trend, creating a look that screamed, “I just rolled out of bed, but make it fashion.”

To cap off her quirky yet stylish outfit, Taylor accessorized with a brown leather Tod’s T Timeless purse, a tan Ralph Lauren dad cap (dad bod not included), and a light coral lip that looked like it had been painted by the hands of angels.

And as if all of this wasn’t enough to make our day, she was spotted hanging out with none other than “Deadpool 3” director Shawn Levy. Rumor has it that Taylor might just be making a cameo in the upcoming Marvel blockbuster. We’re talking Dazzler, an X-Men superhero who can turn sound into light. Levy hasn’t spilled the beans on this juicy tidbit in multiple interviews, leaving fans on the edge of their seats, eagerly awaiting the film’s release to uncover the truth. Who knew that Taylor Swift could potentially be Marvel’s secret weapon against dullness and boring superhero costumes? Excelsior!

Taylor Swift Brings Back Knee-High Boots

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Pays Tribute to Former Schoolmate Matthew Perry

Oh, Canada, can you believe the uproarious twist of fate that had our beloved Prime Minister Justin Trudeau reminiscing about his epic schoolyard showdown with none other than Matthew Perry, the legend of Friends fame? It’s like a sitcom plotline on steroids!

In a turn of events that left us gasping for air, the world was left in shock as the news of Matthew Perry’s untimely demise broke. Can you believe it? The man who made us all laugh for years on Friends met his end in a most unexpected way, apparently going for an impromptu swim in the comfort of his own home. Who needs a pool when you’ve got a bathtub, right?

Trudeau, being the stand-up guy that he is, took to “X” (formerly known as Twitter) to pour his heart out about his dear old school buddy. Yep, you heard it right! Our Prime Minister and Chandler Bing were school chums! Talk about a sitcom crossover we never saw coming. Trudeau said, “Matthew Perry’s passing is shocking and saddening.” We can only imagine the times they must have had in the hallowed halls of their elementary school. Kickball, dodgeball, and maybe a few witty one-liners thrown in for good measure.

Turns out Perry’s mom, Suzanne Morrison, used to be the press secretary to Trudeau’s dad, former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau. Now, if that’s not a twist of fate, we don’t know what is. It’s like the Canadian version of “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.”

In 2017, during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Perry spilled the beans about their fifth-grade adventures, admitting to “beating up” the future Prime Minister. What were they thinking, you ask? Well, apparently, it was all out of sheer jealousy because Trudeau was excelling in a sport they weren’t, and let’s face it, when you’re a kid, the green monster of envy can lead to some regrettable decisions.

Justin Trudeau, our charismatic leader, and Matthew Perry, the king of sarcasm, locked in a fifth-grade feud that would make even the best sitcom writers jealous. Thanks for the laughs, Matthew. You’ve left us with memories to cherish, and we’ll never forget the hilarity you brought into our lives. We’ll miss you, Chandler Bing, but your comedic legacy lives on.

‘Saturday Night Live’ Pays Tribute to Matthew Perry After Death

The entertainment world is currently as shaken as a badly shaken cocktail shaker (and we’re not talking about the Central Perk coffee kind) with the unexpected departure of everyone’s favorite Chandler Bing enthusiast, Matthew Perry.

Hold onto your “Smelly Cat” mugs, because, according to the TMZ grapevine, the beloved star from Friends met his rather soggy fate in the most sitcom-worthy way possible: by doing a “Jacuzzi Tango” and losing to the watery opponent on Saturday, October 28. Clearly, the universe decided to go all “pivot” on him.

But don’t worry, the laughter didn’t drown with him. This man made us laugh for years, so it’s only fitting that Saturday Night Live did its part to pay homage to this comedic legend. During the show, they honored him in a way that even Joey would say, “How you doin’?” to, by projecting his name alongside a classic black-and-white photo.

They had a moment of silence, though we bet it was awkwardly interrupted by someone saying, “Could this moment BE any quieter?”

Now, the show’s host, Nate Bargatze, was there to entertain us, and the Foo Fighters provided the music. We can only imagine Perry in the afterlife trying to form a band with Phoebe Buffay. Smelly Cat on drums, anyone?

Matthew Perry, who left us far too soon at the age of 54, had previously rocked the SNL stage back on October 4, 1997, back when Friends was at its zenith of “Must-See TV” glory. Oasis provided the musical accompaniment to his gig. Wonder if they sang “Wonderwall” while Chandler had his sarcastic moments.

During his SNL appearance, Perry pulled off a Friends parody where he donned the Joey persona (originally Matt LeBlanc’s territory), and fellow cast member Colin Quinn stepped into the shoes of Chandler. And, let’s just say, Perry’s Joey didn’t seem too thrilled about Chandler’s deadpan humor. “Could you BE any less funny, Chandler?”

As for the grim details, TMZ, your trusty source for everything – law enforcement version of events, reported that Perry was discovered lifeless in his Los Angeles residence on that fateful Saturday. But fear not, for there was no foul play in this tragic comedy. First responders came to the rescue, but alas, it was too late. Suspicion of cardiac arrest was the initial call, but it turned out the universe just wanted another friend in the great beyond.

Pregnant Ashley Benson’s Face is Covered With Blood While Attending a Party With Fiancé Brandon Davis

Ashley Benson was like, “Vampires, assemble!” as she and her soon-to-be hubby, Brandon Davis, took the Halloween festivities by storm in Los Angeles. This 33-year-old Pretty Little Liars superstar made a public appearance, showing off her baby bump, just when everyone started to wonder if she was growing a little vampire inside!

Now, let’s talk costumes. These two didn’t just dip their toes into the spooky pool; they cannonballed right in. Ashley, in her all-black ensemble, was like a walking “B Negative” blood bank advertisement. Blood trickled down her lip like it was a strawberry smoothie gone wrong, and she even had those unmistakable puncture marks on her neck. It’s like someone tried to turn her into a juice box – vampire style.

Brandon, not one to be outdone, brought his A-game with a dark, smokey eye that probably could’ve blacked out the sun. Together, they looked like they were auditioning for the next season of “Twilight: The Sequel Nobody Asked For.”

In case you missed the memo, Ashley and Brandon are engaged, and it’s a love story that started in February. Who knew that February could be so romantic? With Halloween in the air and a baby on the way, these two are living a gothic fairytale – vampire puncture marks and all!

Ashley Benson, Pregnant, is Covered in Blood While Attending a Party With Brandon Davis

Adele Comments on Matthew Perry’s Sobriety and Struggles After Death

Adele, the superstar with pipes that could make a cat yodel, has hopped on the tribute train for none other than the legendary Matthew Perry! You know, Chandler Bing from Friends, the guy who could deliver a sarcastic one-liner like he was shooting fish in a barrel. Well, he shuffled off this mortal coil at the tender age of 54 (way too soon, really), and Hollywood has been pouring out their love like it’s going out of style.

Now, Adele, the diva of divas, decided to take a little break from her Vegas shenanigans to give a nod to the man of the hour. In the middle of her spectacle of a show, she decided to share some thoughts.

Adele commended Matthew for being as open as a book about his battles with addiction and sobriety. She said: “He was so open with his struggles with addiction and sobriety, which I think is incredibly, incredibly brave.” She thinks it’s gutsy, and you know what? We agree! After all, she’s been spilling the tea about her own journey to the sober side of life lately, and it takes one to know one, right?

Adele couldn’t resist tossing some love in the direction of Chandler Bing, Matthew’s iconic Friends character. She declared, “That character’s gonna be etched in my brain until I croak!” And you know what? She might be onto something there. Chandler’s sarcastic zingers and awkward dance moves were probably the best comedic combo since peanut butter and jelly. Bravo, Matthew! We’ll be missing you and your witty one-liners.

Former Governor Andrew Cuomo Says “Cancel Culture” Caused His Resignation

Andrew Cuomo, you know, the ex-governor of the Empire State, is pointing fingers at none other than…drumroll, please…cancel culture for his epic political nosedive in 2021. I mean, who would’ve thought, right?

So, for those living under a rock, Cuomo had to make an early exit from his gubernatorial gig because he was essentially swimming in a sea of allegations, mostly of the not-so-friendly, inappropriate kind. We’re talking about a whopping eleven women, folks, who accused him of, well, let’s just say he wasn’t their favorite person.

Now, here comes the juicy part. New York’s attorney general, Letitia James, decided to play detective and commissioned an investigation into these allegations. And guess what? The results weren’t exactly sunshine and rainbows for our dear Andrew. The report said he’d been quite the naughty boy with those eleven women. But hey, our buddy Cuomo, bless his heart, denied everything. He decided it’s time to wave the white flag due to some pesky political pressure.

But the real show went down on a Friday night (because, why not?), on the hallowed grounds of “Real Time with Bill Maher.” Andrew got his moment in the spotlight and told his version of this fiasco.

He whined, “I got the memo, guys, but seriously, the media, they took it to a whole new level of absurdity.” He likened his situation to “cancel culture on steroids,” and not just any steroids, but the fancy kind, like the ones you’d find at the Olympics. He even said it was “chilling.” Maybe he meant it’s as cold as the ice cream he should’ve been focusing on instead of all this drama.

And then, the pièce de résistance, he dropped the bombshell: “Eleven cases trigger the cancel culture.” Yes, you heard it right. ELEVEN! He explained that nowadays, you’ve gotta be quicker than a caffeinated squirrel to avoid the wrath of women’s groups. According to him, even the President of the United States chimed in, saying, “You gotta go!” And that’s when Andrew realized, “It doesn’t matter if I didn’t read the report. You just have to resign.” Who needs details, right?

Our man Bill Maher decided to cut through the baloney and get to the good stuff. He asked Cuomo about one specific allegation involving a little something we like to call “groping.” And Cuomo, without missing a beat, called that story “problematic.” I mean, isn’t everything just “problematic” these days?

Travis Kelce Keeps Taylor Swift as His Phone Background

Swifties are convinced that Travis Kelce is taking his obsession with Taylor Swift to a whole new level. The 34-year-old tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs seems to be head over heels for the 33-year-old pop sensation, and the evidence is mounting.

Reports are swirling that their relationship is getting “more serious,” and fans are on high alert. Recently, a picture of Travis at the World Series Game 1 on Friday (October 27) has sent Swifties into a frenzy. They’ve zoomed in, analyzed, and scrutinized his phone, and here’s what they found: a photo that looks suspiciously like Taylor Swift with her signature bangs.

Now, we must stress that this picture is about as clear as Bigfoot riding a unicorn through a snowstorm. Travis’ hand is covering most of the phone, and it’s pointed towards the crowd. But Swifties have a keen eye for detail, and they’re absolutely certain that those bangs are Taylor’s.

“Travis has got Taylor as his lock screen. I’d recognize those bangs anywhere, LFG,” one fan passionately proclaimed. Another fan chimed in with a theory that the photo might be from when Taylor attended the premiere of her Eras Tour concert film. They even had an exact photo in mind that they thought it matched.

“Travis is so me because I also have Taylor as my lock screen,” one Swiftie gushed, probably while clutching their own phone featuring the Queen of Pop.

Now, we can’t say for sure that it’s Taylor in the picture, but does it really matter? Travis Kelce’s dedication to Taylor is on full display, and fans are loving every moment of it. In fact, some are hailing him as the most wholesome celebrity boyfriend ever. He dances to Taylor’s songs, he’s all about public displays of affection, he’s got her as his lock screen, and they attend each other’s events. It’s like a rom-com come to life, and Travis is the “cool” guy who’s proudly showing off his love for his girlfriend. Move over, John Cusack with your boombox – Travis Kelce is setting a new standard for relationship goals.

Travis Kelce Keeps Taylor Swift as His Phone Background

Maggie Wheeler Pays Tribute to ‘Friends’ Co-Star Matthew Perry After Death

Get ready for a nostalgic stroll down memory lane! The world is buzzing about the legendary Matthew Perry’s departure at the young age of 54. Yes, the one and only Chandler Bing from Friends has left us, and our hearts are as heavy as Joey’s sandwich appetite.

Remember Janice, that hilariously unforgettable character from the show with a laugh that could shatter glass? Well, Maggie Wheeler, the mastermind behind that infectious cackle, decided to grace social media with her love for her former co-star.

On Instagram, Maggie shared a delightful snapshot of herself and Matthew Perry in action, and her heartfelt tribute had us reaching for the tissues. She proclaimed, “What a loss!” Oh Maggie, you speak for all of us. “The world will miss you, Mathew Perry.” Yes, Maggie, it’s hard not to miss that witty sarcasm and those awkwardly endearing moments.

And if that’s not enough to tug at your heartstrings, she continued, “The joy you brought to so many in your too short lifetime will live on. I feel so very blessed by every creative moment we shared. ♥️” Well, Maggie, we feel blessed by all those moments on the small screen, too.

In the land of celebrity tributes, Selma Blair, with a touch of humor, revealed Matthew Perry as her “first boyfriend.” Who can blame her? Chandler was a catch, even with the on-again-off-again dating drama with Janice!

Now, Maggie may be the first Friends actor to break her silence, but we’re waiting with bated breath for more touching and funny memories from the rest of the gang. So stay tuned, because there’s no doubt that the world will be filled with laughter and tears as we remember the man who gave us all those unforgettable Chandler-isms.

Kim Kardashian Thinks Travis Barker is Turning Kourtney Away From the Family

The Kardashian-Jenner clan is about as thrilled with Kourtney Kardashian’s husband Travis Barker as a cat at a dog show. According to an anonymous source with the inside scoop, the reality TV family is convinced that the Blink-182 drummer has somehow managed to create a Travis-proof force field around the “Lemme” mogul, keeping her away from the rest of the gang.

During those unavoidable family gatherings, they have no choice but to grin and bear it, but let’s just say they’d prefer not to have a Barker on the guest list. They’re not exactly doing cartwheels over the fact that Kourtney seems to be moonwalking away from her mom and sisters to create her own circus with Barker.

The insider spilled the beans, and it turns out that while some of the family members are biting their tongues more than others, they’re all on the same page when it comes to Kourtney’s transformation since hooking up with Travis. They’re convinced she’s undergone a “Barker-ectomy,” and they’re not loving the results.

Kim, in particular, is serving up a cocktail of mixed emotions with a side of salty fries. She and the Poosh mogul have a relationship that’s as complicated as a Rubik’s Cube, and she’s convinced that Travis is the mastermind behind the grand scheme to alienate Kourtney from the family. According to our mysterious source, she thinks he’s slowly but surely turning Kourtney into an anti-Kardashian crusader.

“It’s like Kourt has been spending more time in Barkerland and less time in Sisterland,” the source quipped. “She’s become a full-on Barker believer, and it’s hard for the family to keep up with all the new ‘Barker-isms’ she’s picked up.”

And just when you thought the rollercoaster of Kardashian drama couldn’t get any loopier, there are rumors swirling around that Kourtney might be saying goodbye to their beloved reality TV show, “The Kardashians,” for good. Why? Well, she’s got a bun in the oven, and it seems she’s not interested in sharing her pregnancy cravings and baby bump updates with the world. After all, she’s too busy rockin’ and rollin’ with Barker.

Why Justin Bieber Partied Alone on Halloween Without Hailey Bieber

Justin Bieber, 29, was like a lone wolf howling at the moon of Halloween festivities when he crashed the Casamigos Halloween shindig in the glitzy realm of Los Angeles. And if you squinted your eyes and squished your cheeks, you’d notice one tiny, teensy-weensy detail: the absence of his better half, Hailey Bieber.

But fear not, for we have the scoop! An insider, as secretive as a squirrel hoarding acorns, spilled the bewitching beans on why this inseparable duo decided to fly solo on this eerie night of fun.

Hold onto your broomsticks, because the grapevine tells us that Justin Bieber strutted his stuff solo for the simple reason that he craved some unadulterated “me time” with his posse of pals. I mean, can you blame the man? Sometimes, you just need a break from being the power couple everyone swoons over.

And what a break it was! Rumor has it that Justin wasn’t just a guest at the party; he was the party, the confetti, and the disco ball all rolled into one. He was practically the pumpkin king of the night, a true Halloween hero.

“He was snapping selfies and shooting videos like it was his personal Instagram takeover,” our trusty insider gushed. He sang and danced like no one was watching, even performing his very own hit, “Despacito,” at one point. Imagine Justin hitting those high notes while surrounded by bewitched partygoers – it’s like a real-life thriller!

But the fun didn’t stop there. He wasn’t just there to steal the spotlight; he was spreading joy like a mischievous Halloween spirit. The insider revealed, “He played the Pied Piper, luring other partygoers into dance-offs and was as friendly as a candy bar on Halloween night.”

Justin Bieber, the life of the party, went solo to sprinkle some stardust on the night and create memories that will haunt the Casamigos Halloween party for years to come. Who needs a sidekick when you can be your very own superhero of the night?

Why Justin Bieber Partied Alone on Halloween Without Hailey Bieber

Timothee Chalamet Will Host ‘Saturday Night Live’ in November

Guess who’s gracing your screens with his dreamy presence once again? It’s none other than Timothee Chalamet, the guy who probably has a secret contract with Hollywood to be in everything!

This time, our 27-year-old Wonka enthusiast is making a triumphant return to the Saturday Night Live stage as the host of the November 11 episode. I mean, who needs a golden ticket when you can get Timothee Chalamet on SNL, right?

And as if Timothee’s charm wasn’t enough, they’ve got Boygenius as the musical guest! Boygenius is basically the Avengers of indie music, featuring Phoebe Bridgers, Julien Baker, and Lucy Dacus. So, get ready for some tunes that’ll make you question why you ever listened to anything else.

Now, let’s not forget that Timothee has done this hosting gig before, back in 2020. He had us all in stitches with his uncanny portrayal of Harry Styles in a skit. It was almost like Harry was there himself, but with more jawline (if that’s even possible).

And just when you thought Timothee couldn’t get any cooler, he made a surprise cameo the following year for a musical sketch alongside the likes of Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, and Kid Cudi. It’s almost like he has a backstage pass to the coolest parties at Studio 8H.

Timothee is in good company, following previous hosts this season like Pete Davidson, Bad Bunny, and stand-up comic Nat Bargatze. Bad Bunny even pulled double duty as the musical guest! Not to mention, we’ve been treated to performances by Ice Spice and the Foo Fighters. It’s like the ultimate variety show with a side of Chalamet charm.

So mark your calendars! November 11th is the date you won’t want to miss. Timothee Chalamet on SNL with Boygenius – it’s the Willy Wonka golden ticket of comedy and music!

Matthew Perry Was Playing Pickleball Before Death

We’ve got the scoop on what Matthew Perry was up to before he embarked on a one-way trip to the great sitcom in the sky.

Matthew Perry, the man behind the iconic Chandler Bing from the legendary sitcom Friends, took his final bow on Saturday (October 28) at the tender age of 54. At first, it was all like, “He drowned in a jacuzzi!” But, wait for it…

Our pals over at TMZ, the folks who always seem to know who’s dating who in Hollywood, have uncovered some juicy deets about Matthew’s last hurrah.

According to their report, Matthew Perry made his grand exit right in the comfort of his own home. An investigation is still underway to figure out what exactly happened, but it seems like the jury’s still out on foul play – or maybe they just needed a coffee break at Central Perk.

So, here’s where it gets interesting. The man, famous for his snappy comebacks and sarcastic humor, decided to go out with a bang. Before his final curtain call, he was apparently engaging in a heated game of pickleball for a solid two hours. Yes, you heard that right, pickleball! Was he trying to find the one true pickleball champion in his last moments? We may never know.

But, lo and behold, he returned home from the epic pickleball battle this morning, only to be found in a state of unresponsiveness. An assistant, who might’ve thought she had walked into a lost episode of Friends, immediately dialed up the first responders.

As for the rest of the story, well, we’ll keep you updated as we dig up more sitcom-worthy details. Until then, remember, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one’s gonna make you play pickleball for hours and then call it a day.

Tyga as Art the Clown for Halloween

Guess who’s decided to give Pennywise a run for his red balloons this Halloween? It’s none other than our favorite hip-hop horror enthusiast, Tyga!

Tyga strutted his spooky stuff at Darren Dzienciol’s Pop Icons Halloween Party over the weekend, and guess who he dressed up as? None other than Art the Clown, straight out of the Terrifier franchise. And let’s just say, he really brought his “A-game” to the costume contest!

Tyga, the 33-year-old rap sensation, transformed himself into this iconic horror character with some serious dedication. He slipped into a stylish black-and-white jumpsuit, topped it off with a teeny-tiny, totally on-point clown hat, and, of course, concealed his identity behind the eerie clown mask. But it doesn’t end there; he took things up a notch by splattering some faux blood all over himself and wielding a saw that screamed, “I’m not here to make balloon animals!”

Now, for those who might’ve missed out on Art the Clown’s claim to fame, he’s the brainchild of Damien Leone, the genius behind the Terrifier franchise. This diabolical serial killer haunts the fictional town of Miles County, New York, and he’s got a knack for turning your typical birthday clown nightmare into something you’ll be losing sleep over. With the original Terrifier dropping in 2016 and its spine-chilling sequel in 2022, you can bet your last candy corn that Terrifier 3 is lurking around the corner, set to drop in 2024.

This horror tale doesn’t just unfold on the big screen. Art the Clown has also made his menacing mark in comic books and short films. So, if you thought you could escape his sinister grip by turning off your TV, think again!

Tyga didn’t just take inspiration from the Terrifier franchise; he became the Terrifier franchise! He nailed the look, and we, my friends, are officially terrified. Move over, Michael Myers – there’s a new clown in town, and he’s here to paint the town red, literally!

Tyga as Art the Clown for Halloween

Selma Blair Posts Tribute to ‘Oldest Boy Friend’ Matthew Perry

Selma Blair is feeling the void left by Matthew Perry, and she’s not afraid to shout it from the social media rooftops!

The 51-year-old actress took to the wonderful world of the internet on a fateful Saturday (October 28) to react to the heartbreaking news that the Chandler Bing of our beloved Friends had, tragically, passed away at the tender age of 54. In her quirky and charming way, Selma paid homage to her “oldest boy friend” (yes, she really emphasized “boy” here – maybe it’s a hint that Matthew had an eternal Peter Pan complex).

Hopping on the Instagram rollercoaster, Selma shared a snapshot that featured her and Matthew grinning like Cheshire cats. In her caption, she didn’t just express love for him; she turned up the love meter to an 11: “♥️. My oldest boy friend. All of us loved Matthew Perry, and I did especially,” she wrote, showcasing an affection that would make even the most passionate sitcom romances seem tame. “Every day. I loved him unconditionally. And he me. And I’m broken. Broken-hearted. Sweet dreams, Matty. Sweet dreams.”

But let’s not forget Selma’s own stellar performance on the iconic show. She made a brief but memorable appearance in Friends back in 2002 as the character Wendy, bringing a whirlwind of drama into Chandler’s and Courteney Cox’s Monica’s lives. And, as we all know, despite the chaos she caused, those two still managed to find their happily ever after. So, if you ever doubted the power of Selma’s charm, there’s your proof!

In this somber time, our thoughts extend to everyone who had the pleasure of knowing and loving Matthew Perry. As for Selma, she’s proving that the quirky and funny can coexist with the heavy-hearted moments. After all, laughter and love are what truly make the world go ’round!

‘Friends’ Star Matthew Perry Dies

Matthew Perry, our beloved Chandler Bing from the legendary sitcom “Friends,” has shuffled off this mortal coil at the tender age of 54. Could this BE any more heartbreaking?

Apparently, our favorite sarcastic buddy decided it was time for his final “Could I BE any more dramatic?” moment and pulled a Houdini. According to the ever-reliable TMZ, he took an unplanned dive into the great unknown. Forget about the turkey on your head; it’s time to shed a tear for this comedy genius.

Now, picture this: the first responders get a call about a “Chandler emergency” in Los Angeles. They rush to the scene to find Matthew, not doing his goofy dance, but chilling in a jacuzzi! Talk about going out with a splash!

Before you start pointing fingers and accusing Janice of foul play, let’s clear things up. No drugs were found in the vicinity, and even Marcel the monkey can confirm there was no monkey business going on. It seems our Chandler just wanted to go out in a style that even Joey would approve of – living life on the edge.

In a plot twist that not even the writers of “Friends” could have come up with, a few years back, Matthew’s colon decided to stage a rebellion after an extended bout with opioids. He spent two weeks in a coma and five months in the hospital, all while dreaming of witty comebacks and sarcastic one-liners. He was so committed to his craft that he even tried method acting in real life!

But hey, it wasn’t all about sarcastic quips and awkward situations. Matthew dropped his memoir, “Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing,” in 2022, shedding light on his experiences. And let’s not forget his role in “17 Again,” where he shared the screen with the dreamy Zac Efron. We’ll miss those Chandleresque punchlines, but at least we’ll always have reruns.

He may have played Chandler Bing, but in our hearts, he was our friend. Matthew, you will be missed, and your laughter will echo through the halls of Central Perk for generations to come. In the words of Ross Geller, “We were on a break!” Rest in peace, Mr. Perry.

Prince Harry Takes Photo With Millionaire Football Club Owner Amid ‘Money’ Feud With Meghan Markle

Prince Harry found himself in a royally hilarious pickle when he cozied up to a millionaire buddy after a rather gloomy day on the soccer pitch.

In a recent snapshot, the Duke of Sussex, looking quite the picture of bemusement, stands beside none other than the new co-owner of the Los Angeles Football Club. This wealthy wizard, Shaun Neff, shared this Kodak moment as part of his “Rich Guy Chronicles” to celebrate his dive into the world of LAFC.

Behold Harry, with a face that screams, “I’ve seen some wild things on the pitch today,” as he extends his hand in a pose that could rival any interpretive dance move. This delightful rendezvous takes place in a parking lot, a setting fit for Hollywood’s next blockbuster.

Our dear Duke had just finished witnessing a thrilling soccer match at the BMO Stadium, and there he stood, ready to escape in his trusty black SUV, presumably to find solace in a cup of tea.

The game played on September 4 saw the LAFC gang suffering a brutal 3-1 defeat at the hands (or feet) of none other than David Beckham’s Inter Miami team. So, naturally, both Harry and Neff sported expressions as sour as a lemonade stand at a pickle festival.

And speaking of “pickle,” lately, Prince Harry has been juggling more appearances than a circus clown riding a unicycle while juggling flaming bowling pins. Reports are abuzz about some tiff between him and Meghan Markle, with their wallets being the culprit. Harry wants to play Monopoly with real money, while Meghan thinks Monopoly money is enough.

Remember, these two lovebirds decided to pack up their royal crowns and scepters back in 2020 and made a break for the American Dream, ending up in a fancy mansion in Montecito, California. They’ve been living it up in the land of surfboards and sunshine for over three years, but Harry, bless his heart, seems to be feeling a bit nostalgic for the rainy old UK.

Meghan, who’s got her own family drama that could rival a daytime soap opera, isn’t exactly on speed dial with her dear old dad, Thomas Markle, or her step-sister Samantha Markle. Meanwhile, Harry’s been out of sight, out of mind for his own family, too. But as Meghan hobnobs with Hollywood’s glitterati, Harry’s over there thinking, “Jolly good, I really do miss the UK!”

Heidi Klum Shares Nude Photo to Instagram, Teasing Halloween Costume

Heidi Klum is taking Halloween 2023 by storm, and boy, is she going all out! The supermodel, who’s 50 years young and basically the reigning Queen of Spooktacular Season, is prepping for her legendary Halloween bash on October 31.

Now, you might be thinking, “What legendary costume is Heidi conjuring up this time?” Well, hold on to your witch hats, because she’s stripping down to the bare essentials before revealing her grand masterpiece.

In a daring move, Heidi decided to go au naturel in the lead-up to this year’s costume extravaganza. No, she’s not wearing an invisible costume; she’s just baring it all to build the suspense. A bold choice, we must say!

Taking to Instagram, Heidi celebrated “the Calm before the storm” by sharing a snapshot of herself lounging on a furry pink sofa in her birthday suit. In the caption, she revealed her Halloween mantra for the year: “GO BIG OR GO HOME.” We can only imagine how colossal this costume will be.

During an appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Heidi dropped a few hints about her Halloween spectacle. “It’s gonna be gigantic, and I have to close a few streets down here in Manhattan, which is very hard to do, by the way,” she said. Who knew Halloween costumes could lead to road closures? Heidi, that’s next-level commitment!

Now, you might be wondering if she spilled the cobwebs on her costume concept. Well, no such luck! Heidi, the ultimate Halloween trickster, isn’t giving away any spoilers. She even told Jimmy Fallon that it’s all part of the plan. “I always like for it to be a surprise. Otherwise, people are like, ‘Oh, she’s going to be this.’ And then I show up, and they’re like, ‘Oh, it wasn’t as good as I thought she was going to do.’ So I always think it’s good to never talk about it,” she explained.

So, in the words of Heidi Klum herself, we’ll just have to brace ourselves for the “gigantic” Halloween revelation and keep our fingers crossed for a costume so epic it causes traffic jams and jaw-dropping gasps. Trick or treat, Heidi – we can’t wait!

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