Saturday, May 27, 2023

Rachel Bilson Opens Up About Losing Acting Job Because of Sex-Talk


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Rachel Bilson, the 41-year-old actress, is scratching her head in bewilderment after losing a job. She can’t fathom why speaking openly about sex would cost her employment. In a tone of utter disbelief, she exclaimed, “Can you believe it? I got booted from a gig just because I dared to discuss sex in a humorous manner on a friend’s podcast. I mean, seriously? I lost a job I already had because I was cracking jokes about sex!”

During a previous podcast, Rachel shockingly revealed that she didn’t experience the bliss of an orgasm until much later in life. She confessed, “I had never tasted the ecstasy until I hit the big 4-0… but hey, I could manage it all on my own, if you catch my drift. Unfortunately, it was like a game of hide-and-seek with a certain male appendage.”

It’s worth noting that Rachel has an 8-year-old daughter, Briar, with her ex Hayden Christensen. To set the record straight, she insisted that her sexual revelations had nothing to do with her partners. She clarified, “It’s all about me, baby. I know my own body, you know? It’s like a solo performance art piece.”

But the sex talk didn’t stop there. In a separate interview on the Women on Top podcast, Rachel delved into the topic of various sex positions. At one point, she boldly declared her fondness for being “manhandled.” Winking at the interviewer, she playfully remarked, “Yeah, I’m all about that ‘get f—ing manhandled’ vibe. Sometimes you just gotta surrender control or grab it by the horns in the bedroom, you know? It’s all about having fun and exploring!”

Undeterred by her recent professional setback, Rachel adamantly stated, “Let’s get one thing straight: I haven’t said anything inappropriate. Okay, maybe my choice of words could’ve been different, especially now that I’ve lost a job. But even then, I wouldn’t change what I said. I stand by my sexual shenanigans!”

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