Meghan Markle Mocked For Marketing First Product From Lifestyle Brand

Breaking news: Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Jammin’ Jams, has unleashed her culinary prowess upon the world with her latest venture, American Riviera Orchard. But hold onto your toast, because it seems like not everyone is spreading the love for her fruity creations.

Royal know-it-all Angela Levin couldn’t contain her giggles as she took a jab at Meghan’s grand reveal. “Stop the presses! Meghan has graciously gifted 50 lucky influencers with her prized strawberry jam. Limited edition, no less! And get this, it’s numbered! We’re talking about jar number 17 here. The suspense is killing me,” she quipped.

But Angela wasn’t the only one stirring the pot of fruity discontent. The online trolls came out in full force, armed with their virtual pitchforks and snarky comments. “Oh, how groundbreaking, strawberry jam,” scoffed one keyboard warrior. Another couldn’t resist poking fun at the concept of limited edition jam. “Limited edition? Do we wait for it to age like fine wine or something? Maybe it’ll be worth a fortune in 50 years!” they joked, accompanied by a chorus of laughing emojis.

And if you thought the drama ended there, think again. Tracy, the esteemed wife of the big cheese over at Paramount Pictures, Brian Robbins, decided to flaunt her jammy delight on Instagram Stories. Because nothing screams Hollywood glamour like a jar of artisanal preserves, right? Not to be outdone, Argentine socialite and Meghan’s BFF, Delfina Balquier, jumped on the jam bandwagon with a sweet shoutout: “Strawberry jam makes my heart sing. And girl, your jam is giving me life!” Talk about spreading the love, one slice of bread at a time.

So, whether you’re a royal watcher with a penchant for puns or just a jam enthusiast looking for your next fruity fix, Meghan Markle’s American Riviera Orchard has got you covered. Just remember to spread it on thick and savor every scandalous scoop. Jam on! 🍓✨

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