‘Call Me By Your Name’ Actor Michael Stuhlbarg Hit With A Rock In NYC

In what sounds like a plot twist straight out of a Hollywood thriller, Michael Stuhlbarg, the suave star of “Call Me By Your Name,” recently found himself in a rather rocky situation – quite literally!

Picture this: a peaceful stroll near the scenic Central Park, the chirping birds, the gentle breeze… and then suddenly, WHAM! A rock comes flying out of nowhere, aiming straight for poor Michael’s neck! Yes, you read that right – a rock. Not exactly the red carpet treatment he’s used to, huh?

Now, cue the dramatic music: Xavier Israel, a 27-year-old with apparently too much time on his hands, decided to go all David vs. Goliath on our unsuspecting actor. Why? Who knows! Maybe he mistook Michael for a rival in the Best Actor category, or perhaps he just really, really hates movies with heartfelt coming-of-age narratives.

But fear not, for Michael wasn’t about to let this bizarre incident slide. Oh no, he channeled his inner action hero and did what any self-respecting celebrity would do – he chased down his attacker! Talk about commitment to the role, am I right?

Thankfully, our leading man emerged relatively unscathed, aside from a few bumps and bruises. And as for Xavier? Well, let’s just say his attempt at a rock-solid defense didn’t quite pan out. The authorities promptly scooped him up faster than you can say “Oscar-worthy performance,” revealing that he’s not just a random rock-thrower but also a member of the exclusive “homeless and on parole for attempted robbery” club. Ah, the perks of fame!

A cautionary tale straight from the streets of New York. Who needs Hollywood plotlines when real life serves up gems like these? Let’s just hope Michael’s next walk in the park is a tad less eventful. But hey, if anyone can turn a rock attack into a box office hit, it’s him!

@dailymail This is the moment Boardwalk Empire star Michael Stuhlbarg raced after a man who launched a rock at the back of his neck while he was walking near Central Park. The perpetrator has previously been arrested for two violent assaults and robbery. #michaelstuhlbarg #nyc #centralpark #crime #surveillance ♬ action dramatic cinematic(1308615) – makesound

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