Jason Kelce and Travis Kelce are spilling the beans on their Thanksgiving escapades, and let me tell you, it’s more entertaining than a turkey doing stand-up!
In the latest episode of the Kelce brothers’ podcast, the dynamic duo spilled the cranberry sauce on their holiday plans. Brace yourselves, because these two won’t be carving the turkey together. Nope, Travis is set to party in Missouri, while Jason is holding it down in Pennsylvania with his wife, Kylie, and their trio of troublemaking daughters.
Travis, left to fend for himself in the Show-Me State, declared that his Thanksgiving feast will feature none other than KFC. Why? Because, as he eloquently put it, “I won’t have anybody here.” Hey, who needs a turkey when you can have a drumstick drumroll?
But fear not, for Jason extended the olive branch, inviting Travis to make a “quick trip” to Pennsylvania to witness the Kelce family Thanksgiving extravaganza. Why? Because, in Jason’s words, they’ll “have plenty of food.” I can already imagine the sibling banter that’ll unfold over the mashed potatoes.
Hold on to your gravy boats, because the Kelce family isn’t your typical turkey-touting crew. According to Jason, they’re not into the whole turkey scene. Nope, they’re rebels in the Thanksgiving realm, opting for “pork chops” instead. Move over, Butterball, there’s a new protein in town!
And in a shocking revelation, Travis confessed to committing a poultry crime—he’s never cooked a turkey in his life! Picture that: a man who can catch footballs but is clueless when it comes to turkey-taming. Maybe next year, Travis can host a Friendsgiving crash course on the art of turkey wrangling.
Speaking of Friendsgiving, Travis spilled the stuffing on his weekend shenanigans with teammates. “We had our Friendsgiving on Saturday,” he informed Jason, adding that it was “awesome.” I can only imagine the touchdown dances performed around the dinner table. Move over, traditional Thanksgiving—Friendsgiving with Travis Kelce sounds like a feast and a half!
So, as the Kelce brothers embark on their separate Thanksgiving adventures, one thing’s for sure: this podcast episode is the holiday gift that keeps on giving. Move aside, stuffed turkey—here comes the Kelce comedy special!
