So, get this: Meghan Markle, aka the Duchess of Sass, is apparently not up for some good ol’ family bonding with the royals. Nope, not even if they dangle a crown-shaped carrot in front of her!
According to the gossip grapevine (and who doesn’t love a good gossip grapevine?), Prince William and Princess Kate – the dynamic duo of the monarchy – decided to extend an olive branch to Meghan and her hubby, Prince Harry. They were all like, “Hey, bring those adorable royal ankle-biters of yours, Archie and Lilibet, over for a spot of tea and some crumpets.”
But hold your corgis, because Meghan was having none of it! She put her foot down faster than you can say “God save the Queen!” Why? Well, apparently, she’s not keen on subjecting her mini-mes to the paparazzi frenzy and the constant threat of being kidnapped by rogue garden gnomes or something.
An esteemed royal expert – let’s call him Sir Gossip-a-Lot – spilled the tea to The Mirror, saying, “Meghan’s like, ‘Sorry, but no thanks, dearies!’ She’s not about to unleash the kiddos into the lion’s den of Buckingham Palace. Not even for a round of royal charades!”
It seems that William and Kate, in their noble attempt to play peacemakers, suggested a grand reconciliation soirée. You know, a good old-fashioned royal family pow-wow where they could all air out their tiaras and hug it out.
However, Sir Gossip-a-Lot reveals, “Yeah, nah, that plan’s about as successful as trying to teach a corgi to dance the cha-cha. Meghan and Harry are like, ‘Thanks, but we’ll pass.’ It’s like trying to mix oil and water. It just ain’t happening!”
Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond, Prince Harry – the ginger prince with a heart of gold – is gearing up to jet back to Blighty for the Invictus Games’ big 10th-anniversary bash. Will Meghan grace the British Isles with her presence? Well, that’s as uncertain as the weather in London – and trust me, that’s saying something!
Rumor has it, Archie and Lilibet might make the transatlantic journey, but only if Mama Meghan is on board too. So, will the Duchess of Sussex hop on the royal rollercoaster ride? Your guess is as good as mine!
Stay tuned for more royal shenanigans, because in the kingdom of scandal and tiaras, the drama never sleeps – it just takes a tea break!
