King Combs, the unflappable heir to the P. Diddy empire, is living his boujee life like it’s a permanent vacation. After a brief stint of being detained in one of his dad’s cribs during a raid, what does King do? He hits up social media, of course!
In a move that screams “I’m living my best life,” King hops onto Instagram to share his latest flex. What’s he doing, you ask? Oh, just casually getting his nails done in a recording studio. Because, you know, nothing says “hip-hop” like a fresh mani-pedi while laying down some tracks.
While King’s getting pampered like the royalty he believes he is, he takes a moment to bless us peasants with his wisdom. “I’m definitely the first rapper to do this,” he declares with the confidence of someone who’s never heard of Soulja Boy. “First to do it!” he exclaims, as if getting your nails done in the studio is the hip-hop equivalent of discovering fire.
Naturally, the internet couldn’t resist roasting King over his… let’s call it “unique” choice of flex. “He’s a rapper?” one bewildered soul asks, echoing the sentiments of many who are still trying to figure out what exactly King does besides spend his dad’s money. And the trolls wasted no time piling on, with one brave soul daring to question whether King has even dropped a single banger.
But hold onto your manicure kits, because the drama doesn’t end there! King finds himself embroiled in a lawsuit filed by a yacht steward who alleges some seriously scandalous behavior during a family vacation. Let’s just say it involves groping and oral sex, and leave it at that.
Fast forward to a tense family reunion by the pool, where King and P. Diddy exchange awkward glances like characters in a soap opera. Seriously, forget “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” we need a reality show about this family’s shenanigans ASAP.
