Martha Stewart is unleashing her inner diva! The queen of all things domestic is throwing down some serious shade at all the CBitches who dared to question whether she’s had plastic surgery. Brace yourselves, folks, because Martha is about to set the record straight, with a side of sass.
In a chat with Variety about her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover, Martha spilled the tea on how people were reacting to her stunning bathing suit photos. Surprisingly, most folks had lovely things to say about the 81-year-old bathing suit model. But, of course, there were those few nasty individuals who had the audacity to suggest her pictures had been retouched. Well, Martha ain’t having any of that nonsense, honey! She made it crystal clear that her photos are au naturel. No Photoshop sorcery here, darlings. Can I get an “amen”?
But wait, the interviewer just couldn’t resist poking the plastic surgery bear. They had the gall to ask Martha if she’s had work done. Gasp! Can you imagine the nerve? But Martha clapped back with an emphatic “nope!” According to her, her secret to eternal youth is green juice, y’all. Forget Botox, forget face-lifts—just chug some green juice like it’s going out of style, and you’ll be good to go.
Martha also dropped some truth bombs about her sartorial choices. She wasn’t about to prance around in grandma suits, oh no! When she agreed to the swimsuit gig, she made it clear she wouldn’t settle for anything fuddy-duddy with bows and drapery. Grandma chic? Not on her watch! So, she jetted off to the Dominican Republic, had a meager dinner, and the next morning, tried on a room full of fabulous outfits. Talk about a tough life, huh?
And let’s not forget about Martha’s Instagram comments, folks. She’s got a knack for attracting the good vibes. Sure, there are a few naysayers claiming her pictures are over-retouched, but she’s here to set the record straight. Those photos are as accurate as can be, my friends. Martha was positively pleased with the minimal airbrushing. Can we get a round of applause for embracing authenticity?
Now, brace yourselves for the big reveal: Martha swears she hasn’t had any plastic surgery. None whatsoever. Nada. Zilch. She’s all-natural, baby! She credits her healthy, luscious hair, daily green juice chugging, vitamin intake, and healthy eating habits. Plus, she’s got a whole team of skin doctors at her beck and call. Let’s not forget her strict sun protection routine, complete with hats and sunscreen every single day. Martha is serious about guarding that flawless complexion.
But hey, don’t get it twisted—Martha isn’t entirely opposed to a little touch-up here and there. She might dabble in some fillers to smooth out the occasional line, but she draws the line at Botox. It’s just not her jam, folks. She’s all about keeping it real, with just a hint of enhancement.
Oh, and did you hear the news? Martha almost graced the ballroom floor of Dancing With the Stars! Can you imagine the sheer brilliance of that spectacle? The interviewer asked if she’d consider doing a Marvel movie, to which Martha confidently replied, “That would be great. I can be the Queen of the Universe.” Bow down, mortals! Martha knows her worth, and she’s ready to conquer galaxies and dance floors alike.
So, my friends, unless you’re an expert in spotting plastic surgery or have an LA Face radar, it’s best to leave this case to the CB detectives. Martha Stewart is a force of nature, a woman who won the genetic lottery and worships at the altar of green juice. Whether it’s her youthful glow or some magical concoction she bathes in, we may never know. But one thing’s for sure—Martha knows her place in this universe, and it’s a throne fit for a queen.
