Hold onto your hats, because Rupert Murdoch is diving back into the matrimonial pool—again! That’s right, the 92-year-old media mogul is gearing up for his sixth trip down the aisle, and this time, he’s got his sights set on retired scientist Elena Zhukova. Maybe he’s just trying to collect the whole set?
According to the grapevine (pun totally intended), the lovebirds have picked June for their big day, and where else would they tie the knot but at Rupert’s California estate and vineyard, Moraga? Because nothing says eternal love like a backdrop of rolling hills and acres of grapes, right?
And fear not, skeptics, this isn’t just some tabloid rumor. A spokesperson for the soon-to-be groom has confirmed the engagement, so you know it’s legit.
But let’s not forget the whirlwind romance that was—well, more like a gust of wind—his last engagement. Remember Ann Lesley Smith? No? Don’t worry, neither does anyone else. They called it quits faster than you can say “prenup.”
And let’s not overlook the fact that Rupert’s last marriage, to model and actress Jerry Hall, barely lasted longer than a TikTok video. Seriously, by the time you finish saying “I do,” they might already be saying “I don’t.”
So, let’s raise a glass (or a whole bottle, who are we kidding?) to Rupert and Elena, and wish them all the luck in the world. They’re gonna need it!
