Guess what’s making a comeback alongside Taylor Swift’s lyrical confessions? Typewriters! Matty Healy, the Typewriter Whisperer, has stepped into the limelight with his thoughts on these clunky contraptions.
Swifties, hold onto your hats, because apparently, some are convinced that Swift’s latest lyrical escapades are pointing fingers at her past love affairs. Picture this: Taylor, in her poetic splendor, crooning about finding a typewriter left behind at her place, straight from the “Tortured Poets Department.” Cue the dramatic music!
But wait, here’s where it gets juicier. GQ, the arbiters of all things trendy, decided to stir the pot by resurrecting a clip of Matty waxing poetic about typewriters. In this modern-day ode to the clackety-clack of typewriter keys, Matty spills the ink on his love for these relics.
“It’s not that there’s any kind of romantic spark with a notebook,” he declares, as if confessing a forbidden love affair, “but typewriters, oh boy, they’ve got me hooked. I’d carry one around, but let’s be real, it’s as practical as wearing flippers to a ballroom dance.”
He waxes lyrical about the commitment and ceremony of typewriters, like he’s about to propose to one. “There’s an element of commitment, you see, a sacred bond between man and machine. It’s like a marriage, but with more ink stains.”
And what does GQ have to say about this revelation? “Just gonna leave this here,” they casually drop, stirring the pot like a mischievous chef adding extra spice to the stew.
Oh, the drama! Who knew typewriters could cause such a stir? Stay tuned for the next episode of “As the Typewriter Turns,” where we uncover more secrets hidden between the keys.
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