Have you heard about Meghan Markle and all the wacky conspiracies floating around her? I mean, come on, it’s like she’s the star of her own soap opera!
According to some tabloid outlets, Meghan wears a secret microphone to eavesdrop on her in-laws. And apparently, she can’t even curtsy properly without it being seen as a direct insult to the royals. I mean, seriously, can’t a girl catch a break?
But the real craziness comes from her own family. Her half-sister, Samantha Markle, is basically a professional Meghan hater. She’s always spouting off some outrageous lies about her sister, and unfortunately, people actually believe her nonsense.
Samantha is like the kid who throws spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks. She’ll say anything to ruin Meghan’s life, even if it contradicts what she said before. I mean, who knows what she’s really trying to achieve?
Take for instance the fact that some YouTuber thinks Meghan is secretly 44 years old. What?! According to a Newsweek report, this person has a video with nearly 100,000 views claiming that Meghan started lying about her age when she got with Harry. And get this, they even suggest she might be 45 years old! Like, how is that even possible? But you know what they say, money can buy you anything, even a fake birth certificate.
Now, you might be wondering if Samantha is behind this ridiculous claim. Well, surprisingly, she’s not. She did, however, get Meghan’s birthday wrong in one of her memoirs. I mean, c’mon Sam, get it together. Meghan was born on August 4, 1981, not August 31.
But let’s not forget about the cringy “Meghan Flower” pun Samantha tried to pull. Honestly, it’s enough to make you want to avoid her self-published books altogether.
Anyway, Meghan’s smart enough not to respond to this BS. It’s not worth risking her mental health, and Samantha’s currently suing her for defamation (again!). You know she’s just itching for a response so she can bring it up in court. Talk about desperate for attention.
In conclusion, the next time you hear some outlandish conspiracy theory about Meghan Markle, just remember to take it with a grain of salt. Or better yet, a whole shaker.