Kris Jenner, the matriarch of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, has spilled the beans on her future career plans, and let’s just say, retirement isn’t exactly on her agenda.
At a sprightly 68 years old, Kris has been the mastermind behind her daughters’ careers for what feels like eons, earning her the esteemed title of “Momager Extraordinaire.” But when asked about hanging up her managerial hat, she scoffed, “Retire? Ha! Not a chance!”
She then launched into a tale about her own mother, who apparently rode the work train until she hit the ripe old age of 82. According to Kris, her dear old mum still yammers on about her job every single day, like it’s the secret to eternal youth or something. “She’ll be like, ‘Oh, Kris, let me tell you about the good ol’ days of office politics!’ It’s like her job is the elixir of life or something,” Kris quipped.
In her own words, the job game keeps you sprightly, purposeful, and filled with more joy than a puppy in a tennis ball factory. It’s like a crash course in life skills 101—organizational prowess, people charming, and a dash of zest for life sprinkled on top. And let’s not forget the sheer thrill of having somewhere to be every day, strutting out into the world like you own it (which, let’s be real, Kris practically does) and rubbing elbows with the folks you adore.
Kris Jenner ain’t retiring anytime soon. She’s too busy living her best life, one Kardashian scheme at a time.