Hold onto your seats, because we’ve got the latest scoop on the whirlwind romance that has tongues wagging faster than a dog in a wind tunnel. Kimora Lee Simmons, the matriarch extraordinaire, has something spicy to say about her daughter Aoki’s rendezvous with none other than Vittorio Assaf.
Picture this: Aoki, the 21-year-old sensation, locking lips with the 65-year-old co-founder of Serafina restaurants on the sun-soaked shores of St. Barts. Cue the gasps, the raised eyebrows, and the inevitable “What on earth?” exclamations.
But hold the phone! Just as quickly as the sparks flew, they fizzled out. Reports flooded in faster than you can say “relationship status: it’s complicated” that the lovebirds had gone their separate ways. Talk about a love story shorter than a tweet!
Now, enter stage left: Kimora Lee Simmons, the queen of sass, the empress of the clapback. When TMZ dared to ask her thoughts on this headline-grabbing saga, she didn’t mince words.
“That’s a loaded question,” she quipped, with a smirk that could outshine a disco ball. “I don’t think she had an anything. I think that was just a… She’s a young, pretty girl. I think that we don’t think that the toads that we may kiss, it’s gonna be like broadcast.”
Translation: Even princesses gotta kiss a few frogs before finding their prince, but did it have to be broadcasted like the season finale of a reality show?
But wait, there’s more! Kimora, never one to shy away from spilling the tea, suggested her daughter might’ve been bamboozled.
“There’s definitely an age dynamic there,” she mused, with a raise of her perfectly arched eyebrow. “And I just feel like she was set up a little bit.”
Could it be? Was this a case of love’s young dream turned into a reality TV plotline? Stay tuned, because this saga is juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer’s day!
But fear not, for Kimora is not one to wallow in embarrassment. Oh no, she declared proudly, “it is what it is.” She’s standing by her daughter through thick and thin, even if she’s cringing just a tad.
“I was a little embarrassed,” she confessed, with a shrug that said, “Hey, life’s a rollercoaster, and we’re just riding it.” Her advice to Aoki? Come home, darling. Leave the drama at the door. And leave Vittorio behind while you’re at it.
The saga of Aoki and Vittorio: a love story for the ages, or a cautionary tale of love in the age of TMZ? You decide. But one thing’s for sure: with Kimora in the mix, it’s always a wild ride!