Kylie Jenner Is Not Pregnant With Timothee Chalamet’s Child Despite Daniel Tosh’s Claims

Kylie Jenner’s Got a Bun in the Oven… Or Does She?

Hold onto your avocado toast! The rumor mill has been working overtime, churning out a juicy tidbit that’s got everyone buzzing like a beehive in springtime. But fear not, for I come bearing the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth (with a sprinkle of laughter on top).

So, here’s the skinny: word on the street was that our favorite lip-kit mogul, Kylie Jenner, was allegedly cooking up another mini-me with none other than the dreamy Timothée Chalamet. Yes, you heard that right. It’s the kind of gossip that makes you do a double take and then spill your Frappuccino all over your lap in shock.

But how did this delicious rumor come to be? It all started with none other than the comedic mastermind himself, Daniel Tosh. Picture this: Daniel, minding his own business in a grocery store in Malibu (because where else do celebrities hang out when they’re not sipping champagne on a yacht?), strikes up a conversation with a humble store clerk. And lo and behold, what he hears next could rival the plot twists of a daytime soap opera.

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According to Daniel, this grocery store sage spilled the beans faster than a clumsy barista at Starbucks, revealing that the Kardashian/Jenner clan had taken over the entire store for a dramatic season finale shoot of their upcoming Hulu series. And what’s more, the pièce de résistance? Kylie Jenner supposedly drops the bombshell that she’s expecting another bundle of joy, and this time, it’s allegedly sired by none other than our floppy-haired heartthrob, Timothée Chalamet. Cue the gasps, the fainting spells, and the frantic tweeting.

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But hold your horses, because just when you thought you’d need a maternity gift registry for Kylie’s impending arrival, the truth comes crashing down like a Kardashian-approved contour kit. TMZ, the gatekeeper of all things celebrity gossip, swoops in with the cold, hard facts faster than you can say “lip filler.” According to their trusty sources, the whole grocery store hullabaloo? Fake news. Not a kernel of truth to be found amidst the organic produce aisle.

And as for Kylie’s alleged bun in the oven? Well, it seems that this gossip train has hit a major derailment. Sources with “direct knowledge” (which we can only assume means they’re not just making stuff up for clicks) are setting the record straight: Kylie Jenner is not, I repeat, not pregnant. So, put away those baby name books and cancel the gender reveal party. Looks like we’ll have to wait a little longer before we welcome another Jenner into the world.

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In the meantime, let’s raise a glass to the power of celebrity gossip, where truth is stranger than fiction, and even the wildest rumors can leave us scratching our heads in disbelief. Oh, Hollywood, you never fail to entertain.

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