Tiffany Haddish just dropped some dating wisdom that’s hotter than a jalapeño on a summer day. Brace yourselves as she spills the tea on her celebrity dating policy, throwing some serious shade at none other than the Man of Steel himself, Henry Cavill.
Picture this: Tiffany, the 44-year-old dynamo, spills the beans that she’s prowling the dating jungle on Bumble. But hold your horses, because she’s waving goodbye to Raya faster than you can say “swipe left.” Why? Because she’s over the whole dating-a-celebrity scene.
In a recent interview, Tiffany put it all out there. Gone are the days of swooning over famous faces. She drops truth bombs like a pro: “All the famous guys I used to think, ‘Oh, I would love to do it to him,’ I know them now and I’m like, ‘No,’” she says, with the conviction of someone who’s just discovered that pineapple belongs on pizza.
And oh, she didn’t stop there. She decided to toss Henry Cavill into the mix, giving us all a glimpse into the awkward encounter of the century. “I used to really want Henry Cavill. I think he’s so hot. But I met him and he was so awkward,” she spills, probably while sipping on a margarita and shaking her head in disbelief. “It was like, ‘This would be weird. I should be talking to him about Dungeons & Dragons. Maybe he’d be more comfortable.’”
Tiffany dives deeper, speculating on the possible reasons for Cavill’s awkwardness. “Or maybe he’s just never had a Black woman be like, ‘What’s up? What’s your credit score? Do you like spaghetti? I’ll cook for you. Are you afraid of South Central or not?’” she muses, leaving us all in stitches. Because, let’s face it, who wouldn’t want Tiffany Haddish asking about their credit score?
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, Tiffany drops the mic with her new relationship rule: all romances end after nine months. It’s like the expiration date on a gallon of milk, but with more sass and less lactose intolerance.
Tiffany Haddish, the reigning queen of comedy, not only brings the laughs but also serves up some seriously spicy dating advice. Take notes, because this is one ride you won’t want to miss!
