Jennifer Lawrence and Dakota Johnson just had dinner together in New York City — and somewhere in the distance, a Coldplay song starts playing itself.
On the fateful night of May 31, J-Law (aged 34, still able to trip gracefully in heels) and D-John (35, eyes sharper than her sarcasm) were spotted heading out for dinner, probably to discuss world domination, haircare routines, or which one of them really “won” Chris Martin. That’s right — these two Hollywood powerhouses have shared a boyfriend, and now, apparently, they’re also sharing appetizers.
Let’s break this down: Jennifer and Chris Martin dated from 2014 to 2015, back when everyone still had hope and the world was slightly less on fire. Fast-forward to 2017, and Dakota slides into Chris’s heart like a smooth jazz playlist at a Whole Foods wine tasting. She’s been with him ever since, minus that one week the tabloids had a meltdown and screamed “BREAKUP!” louder than a toddler with an iPad.
Meanwhile, Jennifer met her art-dealer husband Cooke Maroney in 2018, and they’ve been busy creating small, genetically superior humans ever since. She just welcomed baby #2, and let’s just say the postpartum tea she recently spilled was scorching.
And Dakota? Oh, she’s been out here having mysterious, glowy dinners with Taylor Swift, which is either a dinner party or a secret society meeting—we’re still waiting for confirmation.
Jennifer and Dakota walked into a restaurant. The earth shifted. Chris Martin likely clutched a mug of tea somewhere, sensing a disturbance in the Force. Taylor Swift probably already wrote a song about it.
The girl dinner to end all girl dinners?
We’ll allow it.
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