So here’s the tea: In a recent interview, the 83-year-old legend of all things lifestyle, Martha Stewart, spilled some shade about her buddy-next-door, Mr. Deadpool himself, Ryan Reynolds. Now, we all know Ryan’s the king of sarcasm, but Martha’s got a few notes. Apparently, Ryan is “not so funny” in real life. She didn’t stop there, adding that while he can act funny, he might need a refresher course on actual comedy. Ouch! Martha wrapped it up with, “Maybe he can get to be funny again.” Oh, Martha, tell us how you really feel!
Of course, Ryan, 48, couldn’t let that slide without a classic Reynolds clapback. Taking to X (yes, we’re still calling it Twitter in spirit), he dropped some prime sarcasm. “I’d disagree with her,” he wrote. “But I tried that once. The woman is unexpectedly spry. She really closed the gap after a mile or so.”
Translation: Martha Stewart’s got stamina, and Ryan’s out here looking over his shoulder when he jogs through the neighborhood. Imagine seeing these two power-walk-racing past your house—Martha, with her garden shears at the ready, and Ryan realizing he should’ve trained harder.
The moral? Never underestimate the endurance of Martha Stewart… or her gift for a well-timed roast.
I’d disagree with her. But I tried that once. The woman is unexpectedly spry. She really closed the gap after a mile or so.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) November 2, 2024