All About Kourtney Kardashian’s “Invite-Only” Rule for Her New Son and Why Kim Hasn’t Met Him Yet

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Kourtney Kardashian, who’s gracefully aging like fine wine at 44, seems to be playing the VIP card when it comes to introducing her newborn son. The reality star and her punk rock hubby, Travis Barker, who’s apparently perpetually 47, welcomed little Rocky 13 Barker into the world recently. And guess what? Kourtney is guarding her precious bundle of joy like a queen guarding her crown jewels.

According to the US Sun, Kourtney is being extra cautious about when she’ll let the world lay eyes on her baby. It’s like the Met Gala of baby introductions, people! Even her sister Kim Kardashian, a tender 43-year-old, hasn’t had the honor of a Rocky encounter yet. Talk about exclusive access!

A mysterious source spilled the beans, saying, “Kourtney is going all fancy with an ‘invite-only’ system to reveal the new baby to her clan. She and Travis are like, ‘We need some quality time with our newly blended family, and Kourtney needs to recuperate, honey.’ Only then will they issue golden tickets to the extended family members, one by one.”

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It’s the hottest guessing game in town now! Who’s going to score that second invite after Kris Jenner? Will it be like a reality TV Hunger Games to decide who gets in? ๐Ÿน

And Kourtney, with her ingenious “germs thing,” is basically playing baby bodyguard. No risks, no germs, no compromising that baby’s fresh-out-of-the-oven newness. It’s all part of her master plan to keep everyone at arm’s length. Literally!

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Now, let’s talk about their blended family. It’s like a gourmet smoothie of celebrity genes. Kourtney’s got Mason, Penelope, and Reign from her previous life with Scott Disick, and Travis brings Landon and Alabama from his former adventures with Shanna Moakler. It’s like the Brady Bunch for the punk-rock-loving, reality TV-watching crowd.

As for Rocky’s exact birthdate, well, that’s top-secret information. All we know is that Kourtney and Travis were spotted leaving a hospital in Los Angeles, CA. If only they’d used a smoke machine and a red carpet, it would’ve been a proper Hollywood event. Travis was even seen making frequent visits to his wife and their tiny rockstar-in-the-making last week.

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But hold your horses; it wasn’t all smooth sailing for the power couple. Word on the street is they were sweating buckets leading up to Rocky’s grand entrance. A sneaky source spilled the deets, saying, “Kourtney practically set up camp in the hospital days before the baby made its grand debut. It was a nail-biter! Travis was her trusty sidekick through it all, and they were both walking on eggshells. This pregnancy was scarier than a horror movie marathon.”

However, the happy ending is that they now have a sweet new addition to their family. They’re feeling as blessed as a Kardashian’s bank account, and they’re over the moon that Rocky Thirteen Barker has officially joined the circus we call celebrity life! ๐ŸŽช๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿคฉ

All About Kourtney Kardashian’s “Invite-Only” Rule for Her New Son and Why Kim Hasn’t Met Him Yet

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