Travis Kelce Explains Controversial Tweets From His Past

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Prepare yourselves for the epic tale of Travis Kelce and his journey through the Twitterverse time machine! In a week filled with more twists than a pretzel on a rollercoaster, the 34-year-old football maestro found himself thrust into the spotlight once again as his ancient tweets clawed their way back to the surface.

Now, mind you, Travis has long bid adieu to the Twitter game, but back in the golden era of 2009 to 2011, he was dropping wisdom bombs and hilarious nonsense like confetti at a clown convention. In the latest episode of the Kelce Brothers Extravaganza, Travis spilled the beans on the sudden resurrection of his tweets, and oh boy, it’s a saga worth binge-watching.

“I was just using Twitter as, like, a diary… I’m just out here saying nonsense,” Travis confessed with the casualness of someone ordering a pizza. Ah, the innocence of a bygone era when social media was a wild west of random thoughts and questionable spelling.

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Take, for instance, the legendary tweet where Travis recounts his encounter with a squirrel and a piece of bread. “I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy.” Travis, our linguistic virtuoso, humorously admitted he “spelled squirrel like a jackass.” But fear not, for Jason swooped in with the revelation that “squirle” is the avant-garde spelling we’ve all been sleeping on.

“I think the only reason it’s getting crushed is because of the spelling. Outside of that, I’d be pretty enjoyed if I’m over here throwing bread around, and a squirrel’s eating it. I’d be pretty pumped up,” declared Travis, defending his bread-throwing escapades. And thus, a new spelling era for “squirle” was born.

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But the hilarity didn’t stop there. Travis dropped another gem from the archives: “Sooo this teacher tried to call on me in class like I wasn’t paying attention, well, I was, and I didn’t fold under preasure, DUB.” Jason, the ever-supportive sibling, hailed it as a “big dub,” while Travis scratched his head, confessing, “I don’t remember this at all.” Ah, the mysteries of the past, lost in the annals of forgotten tweets.

As Travis reminisced about his Twitter days, he revealed a secret desire. When he joined the NFL, he yearned for all his tweets to vanish into the digital abyss. “I’m like, ‘God, I want all those things to get deleted,’ and sure enough, it came to the surface level, and everybody f——- dove into 2011. What a f——- year that was,” lamented the man himself.

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And so, let this be a lesson: even football gods like Travis Kelce have a Twitter past filled with spelling adventures, squirrel encounters, and victorious classroom standoffs. The Twitterverse may have moved on, but the echoes of 2011 live on in the laughter of fans who stumbled upon the comedic gold mine of Kelce’s vintage tweets.

@newheightshow The internet took Trav on a trip down memory lane @Experian ♬ original sound – New Heights

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