Tina Knowles has officially entered her “zero tolerance for nonsense” era, and let me tell you, it’s iconic.
This Christmas, while most of us were stuffing our faces with cookies and pretending not to notice Aunt Karen’s third glass of eggnog, Beyoncé was busy shutting down the Ravens-Texans NFL game with a halftime performance for the ages. Dubbed the “Beyoncé Bowl,” it was the gift none of us deserved but desperately needed.
But alas, haters gonna hate (it’s basically their full-time job), and some people just had to take to social media to complain about the 43-year-old global superstar’s flawless performance. Why? Probably because they didn’t get a PS5 under the tree and needed someone to blame.
Enter Tina Knowles, Beyoncé’s mom, who wasted no time turning her Instagram into a virtual battleground. On Friday (December 27), Tina went full mama bear, reposting a fan’s reaction that basically said, “Y’all need to sit down and re-evaluate your life choices.”
The fan’s post read, “Irrespective of if you like Beyoncé’s music or not, it is PROOF and motivation that no matter how undeniably talented you are, people will always, ALWAYS, always have some negative ish to say.”
And Tina? Oh, she was here for it. She added her own spicy commentary, typing, “My sentiments exactly! It is mind-boggling to me that you would take your precious Christmas day—like, hello, Santa just left—and spend it watching someone you claim to hate. Seriously? You’re out here giving Grinch vibes, and it’s not cute.”
She didn’t stop there. Tina proceeded to roast the haters with more precision than a turkey carving knife, saying, “Obviously, you’re so obsessed with her, addicted to her, and secretly wishing you could be her. That’s the only reason you’d waste time talking smack. Newsflash: you look ridiculous. Pro tip—switch channels next time. Go watch goofy cartoons or Bozo the Clown, something more your speed. Said with love! ❤️”
Oh, but wait, there’s more. Tina wrapped it up with a mic-drop moment worthy of its own halftime show: “PS: I’ve learned so much from her warrior spirit. When they go low, I work harder. ‘No weapon formed against me shall prosper.’ One, two, three, waiting for the fake bots to come.”
And just like that, Tina Knowles reminded us all why she’s the ultimate momager and clapback queen.
Moral of the story? Don’t come for Beyoncé unless you want Tina—and the entire Beyhive—delivering coal to your DMs for eternity. 🎤