🚨THEO NOOO!?!? COSBY STAR TAKES FINAL VACAY TO THETAN LEVEL 9000🚨

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You won’t believe what happened in Costa Rica… unless you’re OT-III or higher.

We’ve officially lost one of the realest TV bros to ever rock a sweater vest: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, aka Theo Huxtable, has sadly yeeted off this mortal coil at age 54 while vacationing in Costa Rica. 😢💔

Let’s break it down, because this story is more twisted than an ethics folder at the Church of Scientology on a Thursday.

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According to the thetans (also known as Costa Rican police), Malcolm was caught in a “high current” situation while swimming at a beach called Playa Cocles in the Limon province. High current?? Sounds like an SP (Suppressive Person) wave if you ask me. 🌀😤

Authorities confirmed to ABC News that our boy tragically drowned—his official cause of death listed as “asphyxia.” For those still stuck in the MEST universe (Matter, Energy, Space, and Time), that means he wasn’t getting enough O2, which is very unideal for, you know… living. 😮‍💨

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Before leveling up into whatever’s next on the Bridge to Total Freedom, Malcolm left behind a legacy more iconic than a Tom Cruise sprint: Emmy-nominated Theo Huxtable on The Cosby Show (1985-1992, baby!!), plus a solid role on The Resident. A whole timeline of slay.

Now we’re not saying Xenu had anything to do with it… but we’re also not not saying that. 👀🛸

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So what’s the takeaway, Gen Z and Alpha legends? Love hard, swim safely, and audit often. Because even Theo didn’t see this coming. RIP king, and may your next life be on a spaceship headed for OT Infinity.

#RestInPowerTheo #SPFreeZone #ClearOrBust 🚀✨

🚨THEO NOOO!?!? COSBY STAR TAKES FINAL VACAY TO THETAN LEVEL 9000🚨

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