Blake Lively, undisputed queen of sass and wit, spilled the tea after crashing Beyoncé’s concert film premiere like a boss.
In a dazzling display of fabulousness, the 36-year-old posted a bunch of pics from the event, showcasing her mingling with none other than Queen Bey and the perpetually surprised Taylor Swift.
In her caption, Blake threw some shade at the age-old tradition of making women go all gladiator against each other. She spilled the beans, or rather, the popcorn, about how she thought women were supposed to be mortal enemies until she realized that supporting each other is cooler than a polar bear in a snowstorm.
“Back in the day, it was like a female Hunger Games,” Blake spilled, probably while sipping on a unicorn frappuccino. “Took me until I was a fully-fledged adult to realize that women lifting each other up is the norm. Who knew?”
Blake, being the wise unicorn that she is, went on to spill the glittery truth about her besties. Turns out, they were supposed to be her mortal enemies according to the script, but instead, they’re her ride-or-die squad. It’s like Mean Girls, but with fewer burn books and more empowerment.
So, in a plot twist that could rival an M. Night Shyamalan movie, Blake reached out to Beyoncé and Taylor with a virtual mic drop. “Hey, @beyonce and @taylorswift, just FYI, you don’t need to hire a bodyguard for your pop thrones. There’s room for all of us in this kingdom. Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé. In theaters now – and it’s even better than a pizza delivery at 2 AM. Sparkles and alien emojis, anyone? ✨👽✨”
Blake Lively, breaking the internet and gender norms, one hilarious Instagram post at a time.
