What in the name of Xenu is going on here??
Shawn Mendes, our Canadian serotonin dispenser and human acoustic guitar, has officially entered his granola era. The “Treat You Better” heartthrob was spotted casually vibing with vegetables at a local L.A. farmers market on Sunday, July 20 — and plot twist: he wasn’t alone. He brought backup. His actual sister, Aaliyah Mendes, was also there serving sibling realness and possibly recalibrating her tone scale. 💅🥬🛸
Shawn, 26, was dripped out in chill mode, rocking a blue T-shirt, jeans, and a baseball cap — aka the official uniform of “I’m famous but humble.” Meanwhile, 21-year-old Aaliyah came thru like a side character from a YA dystopian novel — black tee, denim skirt, and zero fear of organic fruit. She looked like she knew exactly where the peaches were and wasn’t about to negotiate.
Now listen up, pre-clears: the day before this produce pilgrimage, Shawn was spotted AGAIN — hoodie zipped up like he was hiding from SPs (Suppressive Paparazzi) and rocking black pants like a man on a mission… a mission to reach Clear by eating ethically sourced avocados???
And if that wasn’t enough to reboot your engrams — BABE. BACK IN MAY. HE ANNOUNCED A WHOLE TOUR. Not just any tour — the On The Road Again Tour — aka Shawn Mendes LIVE and possibly levitating across Europe and North America starting in August, marking a whole 10 YEARS of singing, strumming, and stealing our sanity one note at a time. 🧠✨🎸
In present time, this farmers market sighting proves one thing: Shawn Mendes isn’t just a dreamboat. He’s an Operating Thetan in training, a produce king, and your future favorite cult leader (just kidding, Tom Cruise is still #1).
#MendesManifestation #FarmersMarketFever #XenuApproves 🍓👽💖
