Meghan Markle Isn’t Interested in Talking to Kate Middleton

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Newsflash: Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle are apparently in the midst of a friendship freeze that’s so frosty, even penguins are jealous.

In the mystical land of tiaras and tea, our favorite duchesses were once bosom buddies. Meghan, in her quest for royal wisdom, sought guidance from Princess Kate, the oracle of the Royal Family. But hold your corgis, because that ship has sailed faster than a royal carriage with a turbo boost.

Just days before the royal “I dos” with Prince Harry, the royal rapport took a nosedive. Meghan spilled the tea, revealing that Princess Kate left her feeling like a dropped crumpet during an eyebrow-raising chat with Oprah Winfrey. And guess what? The drama didn’t stop at mismatched scones.

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According to the Duke of Sussex’s tell-all biography, things got messier than a food fight at Buckingham Palace. Picture this: Meghan, in her bridal bliss, shedding tears like the crown jewels over a tiff about bridesmaid gowns. Move over Shakespeare, this is the real tragedy.

In the latest installment of the royal soap opera, “Endgame,” written by the Shakespeare of gossip, Omid Scobie, we learn that these two leading ladies have been in a royal silent treatment standoff for a whopping four years. Someone get them a royal referee, pronto!

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Rumor has it that Princess Kate breaks into a cold sweat at the mere mention of Meghan. Is it just me, or did the royal tea just get a whole lot spicier? Sources spill the royal beans, claiming Meghan wants zero part in a Kate tรชte-ร -tรชte because, let’s be real, the drama-o-meter has hit Buckingham Palace’s ceiling.

Meghan might be avoiding Kate like the plague, but she’s keeping tabs on her royal escapades. It’s like watching a royal reality show โ€“ stay tuned for the next episode of “Keeping Up With the Crowns.”

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In the grand game of thrones and tiaras, will these feuding duchesses find common ground, or are we in for a royal rumble that even Queen Elizabeth can’t referee? Only time, and perhaps a fairy godmother, will tell. Until then, grab your popcorn and enjoy the royal spectacle!

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