Hold onto your holiday sweaters! Kylie Jenner just threw us all into a Christmas card mystery that Sherlock Holmes would envy. The makeup mogul and reality TV queen decided to take a nostalgic trip down memory lane by sharing an ancient Kardashian-Jenner family Christmas card on social media. Yep, it’s like a time-traveling Kardashian-Jenner edition, and we’re here for it!
In this blast from the past, a youthful Kylie is hanging out with the whole gang: mom Kris, dad Caitlyn, brother Rob, and sisters Kendall, Khloe, Kim, and Kourtney. They even got a mysterious Casey in the mix, like adding a secret agent to a festive family gathering. It’s signed by everyone in the photo, and you betcha, someone named Casey. Wait, what? Casey who?
The internet detectives were unleashed, and the burning question echoed through the virtual corridors: “Who is Casey?” Drumroll, please!
Casey is none other than Caitlyn’s long-lost child from a previous relationship with Chrystie Scott. Say hello to Cassandra Marino, born in the ancient year of 1980. While she might not have the Kardashian-Jenner spotlight glued to her, Casey found her own path as an interior designer. Move over, Kim K, we’ve got a new design diva in town!
Now, unlike her glam half-siblings, Casey prefers to keep a low profile. She’s got a cozy life, complete with a spouse and three little ones of her own. Talk about a plot twist in the Kardashian-Jenner saga!
While Casey got her cameo, Caitlyn has a trio of additional offspring from previous adventures in love: Burt, Brandon, and Brody. It’s like a Kardashian-Jenner family tree that needs its own GPS system.
And why, oh why, weren’t the other three Jenner gems included in the holiday card photo op? Did they have a prior engagement with the elves, or were they just too busy perfecting their runway walks in the North Pole fashion show? The plot thickens, my festive friends! Stay tuned for the next episode of “Keeping Up with the Kris-mas Card Chronicles”!
