The Duchess of Sass, Kate Middleton, is not exactly doing the cha-cha with joy over the latest royal ruckus. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with fancier hats.
So, here’s the scoop: after the whole ‘racist royals’ hullabaloo triggered by Omid Scobie’s blockbuster, “Endgame,” our girl Catherine, Princess of Wales, is feeling as cheerful as a cat at a water aerobics class. Rumor has it she’s not thrilled about being yanked into this royal gossip blender.
According to the grapevine, Kate was apparently busy doing very important princess stuff and was definitely not sipping tea with the scandalous squad. An insider spilled the Earl Grey, saying, “Kate was 100 percent not one of the people who discussed it. She is saddened that her name got pulled into this because she had nothing to do with it.” Poor Kate, just trying to live her best royal life, and boom – dragged into a tea-spilling tornado.
Now, here’s where it gets as wacky as a royal corgi on roller skates. The Dutch edition of Scobie’s masterpiece accidentally spilled the royal tea by naming the alleged racists: none other than Kate and King Chuck! Can you imagine? The Duchess of the Downtrodden and the Monarch of Misgivings allegedly having a chit-chat about baby Archie’s future.
But hold on, English translation to the rescue! No names mentioned there, crisis averted, right? Well, not so fast. Our royal birdie chirps that Kate is as pleased as a frog in a blender that her name got tangled up in this royal mess. And guess what? The chances of a truce with Meghan Markle, the former Suits superstar, are now on par with a snowball’s chance in the Sahara.
A palace insider spilled the Earl Grey, part deux: “This has closed the door on any reconciliation with Meghan as far as Kate is concerned. She has had enough of Meghan’s antics and wants absolutely nothing to do with her. She will never make up with her.” Ouch! Looks like the royal olive branch has turned into a prickly cactus.
The royal saga continues! Grab your popcorn, because this royal drama is the gift that keeps on giving, complete with crowns, conspiracies, and a sprinkle of tea that’s hotter than the Queen’s summer wardrobe. Stay tuned for the next episode of “As the Palace Turns”!
