Kristin Chenoweth Accidentally Resolves to Quit… Coca-Cola?

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Kristin Chenoweth, queen of Broadway belts and unexpected viral moments, is kicking off the New Year with a resolution that left everyone spitting out their (non-Coca-Cola) drinks.

During CNN’s star-studded New Year’s Eve special, Kristin joined a lineup of celebs sharing their resolutions. Simple enough, right? Wrong. Kristin decided to deliver hers with the kind of comedic timing that even the writers of Schitt’s Creek would envy.

“My New Year’s resolution is to not have any more coke,” she boldly announced, pausing just long enough for every jaw to drop and every eyebrow to shoot sky-high. Realizing her accidental plunge into chaos, she immediately backpedaled like a pro: “COCA-COLA!!!” she clarified, looking as panicked as someone who just texted “You up?” to their boss by mistake.

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Kristin, of course, leaned into the moment like the seasoned entertainer she is. She shared the now-immortal clip on Instagram with the caption, “Had to embarrass myself on television one last time in 2024… HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🥤.” Because, honestly, if you’re going to go viral, you might as well do it holding a metaphorical mic drop.

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The internet, predictably, lost its collective mind. Chrishell Stause chimed in with “I’m DEAD🤣🤣💀💀,” while Jennifer Aspen declared, “So on brand. 😂” (We’re guessing “so on brand” is code for “Kristin’s brain has its own laugh track, and we’re here for it.”)

Apparently, this comedy goldmine was filmed during one of Kristin’s appearances on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. Leave it to the Bravo universe to foster this kind of unfiltered gem.

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Moral of the story? Kristin Chenoweth doesn’t just make resolutions—she makes headlines. So, cheers to her and all the Coca-Cola she’s totally not drinking in 2025. 🥂 (Unless she meant Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, in which case… carry on, Kristin!)

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