Oh, you thought Kylie Jenner was just a billionaire beauty mogul? Wrong. She’s also a professional Lint Ninja. A freshly released screenshot from a FaceTime call proves she’s out here protecting her man Timothée Chalamet’s red carpet drip like it’s a national treasure.
In the screenshot — which IconicHipster.com casually dropped like it wasn’t the cutest thing on the internet — Kylie is seen going full CSI: Suit Edition on Timmy’s chest, armed with a lint roller and the determination of a woman who refuses to let her man look anything less than Met Gala-ready.
And get this — this wasn’t even IRL. This was through a FaceTime. Sis is doing virtual dry cleaning now. In the corner of the call, fashion designer Haider Ackermann is just chilling, probably watching this love-lint-rolling with mild concern and a strong desire to offer Kylie a side hustle in wardrobe maintenance.
This adorable lint intervention happened just before the David di Donatello Awards — a very fancy Italian event where the couple made their red carpet debut. Naturally, it was a glamorous affair filled with couture, cameras, and… one slightly awkward moment where Kylie leaned in for a second kiss and Timmy, bless his oblivious actor soul, didn’t quite match the energy. We’ve all been there, girl.
Still, fans lost their minds over the screenshot. Because honestly? This is relationship goals. You know it’s real love when she’s de-fuzzing your fit like she’s prepping you for your wedding… or a Vogue shoot… or Taco Bell if you’re Kylie and Timmy.
Gone are the days when these two were trying to sneak around like high schoolers skipping class. No more taco-truck disguises or pretending to be “just friends.” Nope — now they’re fully public, fully adorable, and fully rolling lint out of each other’s lives.
So next time you see a couple being all cute in public, ask yourself: but have they FaceTime-lint-rolled each other yet? If not, are they even really in love?
