King Charles, our monarch-in-waiting, is apparently juggling the monarchy like a clown with too many balls after Prince Harry and Meghan Markle decided to play a game of royal hide-and-seek.
According to the latest royal tea spill from the hilarious commentator Gareth Russell on GB News, King Charles initially had dreams of a leaner monarchy. He was all like, “Let’s trim the royal fat and welcome back the Sussex duo for some more royal shenanigans!” Buckingham Palace practically sent out a royal memo saying, “We’re totally cool with Harry and Meghan crashing the monarchy party again.”
But hold your royal horses! Since the dynamic duo dropped explosive truth bombs about the royal fam, it seems like King Charles is having second thoughts faster than you can say “corgi.” Russell spilled the royal beans, saying, “In 2020, Charlie boy was all about bringing back the prodigal son and his Hollywood wife. He had dreams of family barbecues at Buckingham and movie nights with the Queen. But alas, the last couple of years have been more complicated than a royal maze.”
Now, King Charles is side-eyeing the whole situation like a monarch who just found out the crown jewels are missing. The dream of a reunited royal family is fading faster than a royal decree in a gust of wind. It’s like trying to fit Cinderella’s glass slipper on a drama llama – awkward and just not happening.
The royal reunion is turning into a royal rerun of “Will they, won’t they?” Stay tuned for more royal tragedy, because when it comes to the monarchy, the plot twists are more unpredictable than a squirrel in a palace garden!
