Kim Kardashian Spills the Tea on Her Dating Red Flags & What It Takes to Be Her Man

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Kim Kardashian is back in the dating game, and she’s got standards, people!

The 44-year-old reality queen, business mogul, and professional breaker of the internet dropped some major dating wisdom while chatting with Erin and Sara Foster on The World’s First Podcast. And let’s just say, if you’re a walking red flag, Kim’s already swiping left on you in real life.

Kim’s #1 Dating Red Flag? Being an Absolute Jerk (Even When Nobody’s Watching!)

Kim made it clear: if you’re rude to waiters, Uber drivers, or your grandma, you’re out.

“My absolute red flag is just when someone doesn’t treat other people, even when no one’s watching, with respect,” Kim explained. “No matter who they are, what they do, if they’re a CEO or a guy making my matcha latte – be nice.”

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Translation: If you think you can impress Kim while treating service workers like peasants, think again. She’s been around enough entitled dudes to know when a man’s ego is louder than his common sense.

But wait, there’s more!

Kim also needs a man who can keep up with her larger-than-life lifestyle.

“I have a big life. I like a big life,” she said.

Let’s be real: If you think “big life” means going out on Taco Tuesday and splurging on guac, you’re not the guy for Kim K.

So What Kind of Man Can Handle Kim’s World?
Kim knows her life is, um…a lot—and if you’re gonna sign up for Kardashian Boot Camp, you better be built for it.

“They’re going to have to understand my kids, their background, and where they came from,” she said. “It must not be easy coming into my life. They have to be a very secure person.”

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Translation: If you get jealous of the paparazzi, North’s savage roasts, or the fact that Kris Jenner is the real boss in this family—this is NOT your battle.

Kim’s Ultimate Relationship Test: Survive a Fight Without Acting Like a Toddler
Listen up, fellas: If your first instinct during an argument is to throw a tantrum, block her on Instagram, or “accidentally” like your ex’s selfie—Kim sees you.

“This is something that I learned,” she shared. “You have to be with someone long enough to have a real big huge fight and see how they act when they don’t get what they want.”

Kim, girl, you’re speaking for all of us. If a guy folds faster than a cheap lawn chair when things don’t go his way, it’s a no from her.

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Can a Man Ever Meet Kim’s Standards?
Kim admits she has a lot on her wishlist, but she’s done settling.

“I can obviously want, you know, a motivated person, but there’s so many things that I want in someone. And I realized like, you can’t have it all… but also, f–k that. You know what I mean?”

Yes, Kim. We know exactly what you mean.

So, if you think you’re a respectful, secure, patient, non-tantrum-throwing, super chill, mega-successful guy who is totally fine with dating a woman whose life is basically a 24/7 news cycle—slide into Kim’s DMs.

But, if you have the emotional maturity of a soggy paper towel? Keep it moving.

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