Racist Royals Who Questioned Prince Archie’s Skin Color Named in Dutch Version of ‘Endgame’

We’re diving into the royal rabbit hole, where Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan’s little nugget, Prince Archie, is stealing the spotlight faster than you can say “royal drama.”

So, rewind to March 2021, when the dynamic duo spilled the royal tea to none other than Oprah Winfrey. Meghan, with a look that could cut through Buckingham Palace’s finest china, dropped bombshells like confetti at a New Year’s Eve party. The Palace, according to her, was treating little Archie like a cactus in a desert—no security, no title, nada!

In a plot twist that even Shakespeare would find dramatic, Meghan unveiled a conversation about Archie’s potential skin shade. Cue the gasps heard ’round the world. Oprah, always on point, asks, “Concerns about how dark your baby is going to be?” Meghan, with a poker face that could rival a royal guard, confirms, “Potentially, and what that would mean or look like.”

Fast forward two years, and we’ve got Omid Scobie spicing things up with his new book “Endgame.” Brace yourselves, because Omid spills the tea that there’s another royal player in this skin-deep chat. Unfortunately, he’s sworn to secrecy like a spy in a James Bond film—thanks, UK laws.

But hold your double-decker buses, because things get wilder than a polo match in the Netherlands. The Dutch translation of the book apparently spills the royal beans, naming names faster than you can say “cheese.” Scobie, looking more shocked than a queen without her afternoon tea, declares, “Whoa, not my doing, mate! I only wrote the English version.”

The Dutch publisher, realizing they’ve caused a royal ruckus, yanks the book from shelves quicker than you can say “God save the Queen.” Now, we’re left wondering: Did the royals accidentally play their cards too soon, or did something get lost in translation like a game of royal telephone?

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Buckle up, royal-watchers, because this story has more twists than a castle maze. Will the true culprits be unmasked? Will Archie get his royal due? Stay tuned for the next episode of “As the Palace Turns!”

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  1. […] First off, the Dutch edition dropped names like it was a royal bingo night, revealing the identities of the two “royal racists” worried about Prince Archie’s potential skin color palette. Cue the British media doing the cha-cha around who got outed. Piers Morgan, always ready to stir the royal pudding, spilled the beans on his show, pointing fingers at King Charles and Princess Kate. Oh, the drama! […]

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