Jason Kelce Reveals Why He Was Recently Spotted Napping At A Taylor Swift Concert

Buy Me A Coffee

GET ON THE LIST - ICONICHIPSTER.COM

Subscribe to IconicHipster.com ~ Receive daily posts plus list-exclusive content straight to your inbox:

We never spam.

Retired football star and lovable giant Jason Kelce is setting the record straight after a photo of him allegedly catching some Z’s at Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour went viral. Kelce, who looked like he was taking a mid-concert snooze, explained the situation on his New Heights podcast alongside his brother Travis Kelce—who, let’s be honest, lives to roast him.

“You took a nap at the Eras Tour,” Travis teased, all but handing Jason a pillow and blanket through the screen. “What is that about? Taylor’s singing her heart out, and you’re over here acting like it’s bedtime.”

Jason was not having it. “Travis, I did not take a nap,” he snapped, equal parts offended and exasperated. “You think I’d disrespect Taylor’s magnum opus with a power nap? C’mon, man. This is The Eras Tour. That’s like sleeping at the Super Bowl, but worse—WAY worse.”

See also  '1989 (Taylor's Version' by Taylor Swift Projected to Sell Over 1 Million in Its First Week

While Travis continued to press his brother, insisting the show is “the most electric thing on stage since Beyoncé,” Jason launched into a full breakdown of what actually happened in that fateful moment.

“So here’s the deal,” Jason explained. “Kylie—my wife, not Jenner—was holding Elliotte, right? I had just finished dancing with our kid like I was auditioning for Dancing with the Stars. Then we sit down, and I realize we’re not in a private suite. We’re in the open. You know, like two goldfish in a clear plastic bag at a carnival. Eyes. Everywhere.”

Jason went on to describe how he tried to enjoy the concert but became hyper-aware of all the fans eyeing him. “I’m just sitting there, trying to blend in, tapping my thigh like a percussionist who really gets it,” he said. “And suddenly, boom—next thing I know, I’m trending on Twitter for ‘napping’ at a Taylor Swift concert. I’m like, what the heck, man?”

See also  'Stranger Things' Actor Noah Schnapp Gets Kicked Out Of A NYC Nightclub For Bad Behavior

He paused for dramatic effect before adding, “I mean, seriously—my hand was hovering over my knee. WHO naps with their hand just chilling in the air like that? What am I, a yoga master in deep meditation?”

But Jason wasn’t done. He saved some of his sharpest jabs for the true culprit: Beau Allen, his old teammate, and—alleged—friend. “And then I see the photo. Taken by BEAU. Beau Allen, of all people. I thought we were boys. I thought we had trust!” Jason quipped, adding mock betrayal to his list of grievances. “I’m just out here trying to bond with my kid, live my life, and my so-called ‘friend’ betrays me like that. Brutal.”

See also  🚨Travis Kelce Enters Full Disney Prince Mode for Taylor Swift—Swifties Ascend to Heaven🚨

In classic Kelce fashion, he wrapped things up with humor. “I was just vibing, man. Taylor Swift knows how to hit the soul. And if that looks like I’m sleeping, well… maybe y’all don’t know what pure contentment looks like.”

Travis couldn’t resist a final dig: “Bro, you looked like a guy who thought ‘All Too Well’ was just too long.”

Jason just shook his head, grinning. “Keep it up, Trav. You’ll see what napping really looks like when you’re babysitting next weekend.”

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

Lady Gaga Dodges Bomb Drama Like a Pop Star Ninja, Slays Rio Anyway

Lady Gaga just had the most dramatic plot twist...

Jamie Lynn Spears Has Quit ‘I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here’

Hold onto your kangaroos, because Jamie Lynn Spears just...

Prince Harry Related to Matthew Perry’s ‘Friends’ Character Chandler Bing

Prince Harry, in his tell-all memoir "Spare," revealed that...

Lori Loughlin and Olivia Jade Model for Steve Madden

Lori Loughlin and daughter, Olivia Jade, are back in...

Body Language Expert Says Bianca Censori “Protects Herself” From Husband Kanye West

Hold onto your oversized leather trench coats and slippers,...

You Might Also Like

‘Friends’ Star Matthew Perry Dies

Matthew Perry, our beloved Chandler Bing from the legendary...

Why Taylor Swift Follows Zero People on Instagram

Ever wondered why Taylor Swift is the lone wolf...

Body Language Expert Says Bianca Censori “Protects Herself” From Husband Kanye West

Hold onto your oversized leather trench coats and slippers,...

A Docuseries About Gordon Ramsay Is Coming To Netflix, ‘Being Gordon Ramsay’

Gordon Ramsay, the king of kitchen tantrums, is about...

Brittany Cartwright Speaks Out After Filing For Divorce From Jax Taylor

Brittany Cartwright is spilling all the tea after officially...

Shia LaBeouf Receives Catholic Confirmation

Shia LaBeouf just leveled up in the faith game,...

Meek Mill Releases ‘Came From The Bottom’ Music Video

In a move that’s got us all chuckling, Meek...

The Weeknd Donates $2.5 Million to Support Civilians in Gaza

Guess what? The Weeknd isn't just blinding us with...