Timothée “Tank Top Timmy” Chalamet is back at it again — bravely venturing into the wild streets of Beverly Hills before noon without caffeine in his system. The 29-year-old certified heartthrob and unofficial ambassador of thrifted core was spotted Tuesday morning (April 15) fetching his sacred elixirs: coffee and juice. That’s right — dual-wielding beverages like the hydration king he is.
Our boy kept it casual and breezy (and possibly one breeze away from a wardrobe malfunction) in a classic white tank top, jorts (jean shorts for the fashionably confused), and a baseball cap — the holy trinity of “I woke up like this but still hot.”
This isn’t Timmy’s first rodeo. Earlier this month, he was caught in the wild once again, rocking the same “guy-who-definitely-writes-poetry-on-his-phone” vibe while snagging coffee and bagels from Layla Bagels in LA. Man’s loyal to his carbs and his fashion choices. Respect.
Oh, and in case you missed it (how could you, it practically broke the internet), Timmy was recently spotted hand-in-hand with none other than Kylie Jenner at Coachella 2025, frolicking through the Empire Polo Club like the main characters they were born to be. Chylothee? Tylie? Whatever we’re calling them, they’re holding hands, sharing vibes, and possibly sharing lip balm.
Stay tuned for tomorrow’s episode of “Tank Tops and Tan Lines: The Timothée Chalamet Chronicles.”
