BREAKING NEWS FROM THE GLAM UNIVERSE: Hunter Schafer has escaped the simulation and gone full fashion goddess on the streets of L.A.—and Chateau Marmont may never recover.
The 26-year-old star of Euphoria (a.k.a. your favorite source of eyeliner inspo and emotional trauma) and Cuckoo (yes, that’s a real show and not just our mental state) linked arms with her real-life glam fairy godmother, stylist Dara Allen, for a night of opulence, drama, and probably overpriced fries.
Let’s set the scene: Hunter is SERVING in a cream satin top, tan pants smoother than your last situationship, and black boots that stomp like they’re about to cancel your ex. And the yellow bag? BABY, it’s giving sunshine in a clutch. Meanwhile, Dara rolled up in a white dress and matching jacket looking like the final boss of a luxury anime.
And why are they out? Honestly, they don’t need a reason. But dinner was mentioned. Probably something chic. Probably $87 for a lettuce leaf. Chateau Marmont isn’t exactly Taco Bell, babe.
ICYMI: Euphoria Season 3 is back in production, and apparently there’s a whole new roster of beautiful, moody Gen Zs joining the cast—because why stop at emotional damage when you can add a whole new level of ✨trauma-core✨?
Also, let’s not forget that earlier this year, Hunter made headlines for clapping back at outdated passport drama. Trump tried it, and Hunter said “delete my gender from your dusty little database, thanks.”
Moral of the story? Don’t mess with Hunter Schafer. She walks into the Chateau like she owns it, rewrites fashion rules in a single blink, and might casually bring down a presidency on her way to dessert.
#SlayWithSchafer #EuphoriaEra3 #ChateauMarmontTakeover 👜👠💥
