Harry Styles’ Mom Slams Critics of His New Buzzcut

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Guess what? Harry Styles’ mom has thrown on her superhero cape, and she’s on a mission to rescue her son’s buzzcut from the haters!

So, our dear Harry, the “As It Was” maestro, decided to unleash his brand-spankin’-new buzzcut on the world in a Vogue photoshoot. The internet promptly exploded, and not in a good way. Fans were divided like a pizza at a sleepoverβ€”some loved it, others, not so much.

But fear not, because Anne Twist, the momma bear herself, charged into the Instagram battleground to defend her son’s follicular choices. Picture this: Anne, armed with a keyboard and a fierce protective spirit, declares, “Listen up, world! My boy, Harry, has a legacy of spreading love and good vibes. He’s like a unicorn in a world full of grumpy cats. And what do you do when people criticize his new haircut? You scratch your head, just like me, because seriously, what’s the fuss?”

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In a brilliantly sarcastic move, she points out the absurdity of the situation. “I mean, come on, people! This is the guy who preaches ‘Treat People With Kindness,’ and here you are, giving him grief for a simple haircut. It’s like scolding a kitten for being too cute. Doesn’t make sense, does it?!”

To drive her point home, Anne leaves us with a gem of wisdom: “Breaking news, world! It’s just hair! It’s Harry’s hair, and guess what? It’s not a one-time thing. Hair grows back, like grass after winter or the comeback of bell-bottoms. If Harry wants a Rapunzel moment, he’ll have it!”

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Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the humor in this hairy situation. After all, if Harry Styles can’t experiment with his hairstyle, what’s the point of living in a world that desperately needs more fabulous hair moments? πŸ¦„πŸ’‡β€β™‚οΈ #TPWK (Treat People With Kindness, y’all!)

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