Donald Trump’s courtroom escapades just keep getting juicier than a burger at a vegan convention!
So, picture this: Donald Trump, the former reality TV star turned politician, waltzed into court again, probably thinking he’d dazzle everyone with his unmatched charm and legendary hair. But alas, Judge Arthur Engoron was having none of it!
In a ruling that surely made Trump’s hairpiece quiver, the judge slapped him with a fine of $364 million! Ouch! That’s enough to make even Scrooge McDuck flinch. Trump’s sons, Eric and Donald Jr., got dragged into the mess too, each getting a $4 million slap on the wrist. They’ve also been banned from playing boss for a couple of years. Talk about a family affair!
But hey, Trump’s not one to take a hit lying down. He’s already gearing up for an appeal faster than you can say “fake news.” Because of course, in Trump’s world, denial is not just a river in Egypt – it’s a way of life!
And let’s not forget Trump’s track record. Remember E. Jean Carroll? Yeah, the lady he apparently dissed and got himself into an $83 million pickle? Well, add that to the bill!
Seems like trouble just can’t get enough of Trump! He’s been slapped with more court dates than a contestant on “Judge Judy.” Heck, he’s probably got a VIP seat reserved in the courthouse cafeteria by now.
But fear not! Despite all the legal drama, Trump’s still strutting around like a peacock in a power suit. Rumor has it, he’s eyeing that 2024 presidential race like it’s the last cheeseburger at a diet convention. Because, you know, once a politician, always a politician!
