Tag: DonaldTrump
🚨Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O’Donnell Just Rebooted the Timeline and Trump is Malfunctioning Like a Busted E-Meter!!⚡️
It’s giving space opera, it’s giving OT Level 9, and it’s giving Ellen DeGeneres is now the unofficial captain of the Galactic Confederation. 🛸💥 So...
🚨 TRUMP THREATENS TO YEET ROSIE O’DONNELL FROM AMERICA—ROSIE CLAPS BACK HARDER THAN A CROCS COLLISION 🚨
You guys. You guys. YOU. GUYS. The latest episode of America’s Next Top Dictator just dropped and let’s just say... Rosie O’Donnell is not...
🚨 ELON VS THE FEDS: Musk LOSES IT Over Epstein Memo & Mentions TRUMP?! 🍿🤯 #FinalStraw #ConspiracyCarnival #WhatIsHappening
We’ve officially entered Season 34 of The Elon Musk Multiverse Saga™ and this episode features FBI tea, Epstein plot twists, Trump drama, and a...
🚨 ELON MUSK JUST INVENTED A WHOLE NEW POLITICAL PARTY WHILE FEUDING WITH TRUMP LIKE IT’S AN EPISODE OF REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MARS 🚨
Elon Musk, the man who gave us Teslas, Twitter meltdowns, and the literal ability to tweet from space... has officially founded his own political...
🚨REALITY ROYALTY VS. THE WHITE HOUSE?! Gia Giudice Sends a DM to Donald Trump—But Make It a Whole Essay 📬🍝🇮🇹
BREAKING: Gia Giudice, a.k.a. the Gucci-clad Gen Z daughter of Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Joe Giudice, just turned her Instagram into a courtroom...
🥊 Trump Wants to Turn the White House Lawn into a UFC Octagon and Honestly… We’re Screaming 😭🇺🇸
In news that sounds like it came from a Red Bull-fueled fever dream, Donald Trump — yes, THE spray-tanned chaos goblin and 79-year-old chaos...
🚨Kathy Griffin Spotted Bare-Faced & Wig-Free in Malibu—And She’s Serving Fresh Air & FRESH TEA 🍵💅
BREAKING: Comedic chaos queen and forever icon Kathy Griffin has officially stepped out in Malibu looking like your unbothered aunt who just discovered hot...
Jimmy Kimmel Just Compared Trump to Diddy and Honestly, It’s the Roast of the Century 🔥😂
Jimmy Kimmel just went full savage on President Trump and honestly, it’s the kind of chaos we didn’t know we needed but are SO...
🚨Trump Just Rage-Yeeted the LGBTQ Youth Hotline and Everyone’s Screaming WTF🚨
In an absolutely heinous plot twist that not even Riverdale writers could cook up, the Trump administration is pulling the plug on the “Press...
💤Zzzzaddy Trump Dozes Off at His Own $50M Parade—Jimmy Kimmel Lights Him Up Like a Birthday Cake🔥🎂
WELL. The Sleepy Cheeto™ is back at it again—this time literally falling asleep mid-flex during a military parade that cost enough money to buy...
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Garth Brooks Accused Of Sexual Assault And Battery By His Former Makeup Artist
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☀️DAKOTA JOHNSON GOES FULL MERMAID IN IBIZA—POST-CHRIS MARTIN ERA IS GIVING HOT GIRL SUMMER 9000☀️
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Joe Biden Calls Britney Spears Taylor Swift in Thanksgiving Speech
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Serena Williams Slams Harrison Butker During The ESPYs While He Was In The Audience
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‘Jurassic World 4’ Will Be Released in 2025
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Sabrina Carpenter Shows Support For Jack Antonoff
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