Dakota Johnson Opens Up About Needing 14 Hours of Sleep

Dakota Johnson is setting the record straight on her snooze preferences, and boy, is it a bedtime saga for the ages!

The 34-year-old enchantress of Madame Web fame found herself in the spotlight recently, thanks to rumors that she insisted on a solid 14 hours of beauty sleep each night. But fear not, insomniacs, Dakota is here to spill the tea on her actual sleep situation.

In a recent appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (because where else do you address your sleep habits?), Dakota rolled her eyes at the exaggerated rumors about her nocturnal tendencies.

“Okay, hold up! I didn’t declare a 14-hour sleep manifesto,” she declared, setting the record straight. “I just casually mentioned that I could sleep 14 hours. It’s like having a superpower, but for napping!”

With a mischievous grin, she continued, “I’m not a sleep tyrant, people! I mean, come on, I have a job to do! I’m not running a nap empire here.”

Dakota, clearly amused by the hullabaloo surrounding her sleep escapades, took a moment to address the haters who doubted the practicality of her cozy-sleep goals.

“Why the judgment? What’s wrong with a good night’s sleep?” she quipped, feigning innocence. “I’m just peacefully catching some Zs. It’s not like I’m solving quantum physics problems in my sleep – I’m just, you know, being unconscious for a while.”

So, in the grand scheme of things, Dakota Johnson isn’t a sleepaholic demanding her nightly 14-hour siesta. She’s just a gal trying to catch some shut-eye, blissfully unaware of the world’s worries.

Let Dakota sleep, people! After all, dreaming up witty comebacks is a taxing job, and a well-rested Dakota is a hilarious Dakota.

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