Chris Pine To Star In Italian-Language Film ‘The Kidnapping of Arabella’

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Hold on to your espresso, because Chris Pine is about to embark on an adventure wilder than the plot of Star Trek โ€“ and it involves a lot less space, and a lot more Italian hand gestures.

Yes, that’s right, our favorite 44-year-old heartthrob โ€“ who has more poolside charm than the entire cast of Baywatch combined โ€“ is diving headfirst into a project thatโ€™s more foreign than his skincare routine. In a shocking plot twist, Chris has signed on to star in Il Rapimento di Arabella (because saying The Kidnapping of Arabella just doesnโ€™t have the same spicy flair, does it?). And wait for it… he’s speaking Italian. Thatโ€™s right, Pine is trading in his English and Klingon for some good ol’ โ€œmamma mia!โ€ and โ€œbellissima!โ€

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Variety, your friendly neighborhood source for Chris Pine updates (and also other news, probably), confirmed that our dear Chris has joined the cast of this dramatic-comedy โ€“ or โ€œdramaedyโ€ for the cultured few โ€“ directed by Carolina Cavalli. No relation to Roberto Cavalli, though weโ€™d love to see Chris in a bedazzled jacket.

The plot? Oh, it’s a doozy. The film follows a character named Holly (played by Benedetta Porcaroli), a young misfit whoโ€™s so uncomfortable in her body that she makes a teenager at a school dance look like a runway model. But donโ€™t worry, her reality is about to take a turn faster than a Vespa on cobblestone streets. She has a โ€œchance encounterโ€ with a child. Because thatโ€™s exactly what we all need when weโ€™re feeling awkward โ€“ running into small humans with questionable motor skills.

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Now, if you thought Chris Pineโ€™s linguistic talents ended with the Italian menu at Olive Garden, think again. This man is multilingual! Heโ€™s also fluent in Spanish, so he could totally order tapas and tiramisu on the same night without breaking a sweat. ยกMuy bien, Chris!

As for the filmโ€™s production, itโ€™s set to begin any day now. Will Chris Pine become Italyโ€™s next great export, right alongside pizza and Luciano Pavarotti? Only time (and possibly subtitles) will tell. Stay tuned!

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Chris Pine To Star In Italian-Language Film ‘The Kidnapping of Arabella’

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