Bow Wow just spilled the tea on his wild ride with addiction!
In a side-splitting interview, the 36-year-old rapper took a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about his days chugging lean like it was going out of style. Lean – that magical concoction of cough syrup and soda that had Bow Wow flying higher than a kite back in 2007.
“I was guzzling that syrup like it was my job, man,” Bow Wow spilled on The Art of Dialogue podcast, recalling his collaboration with Omarion on their Face Off album. “I was losing it, man. That lean had me all twisted up. I was like a cranky toddler on steroids.”
And things only got crazier from there! Bow Wow’s lean love affair reached its peak when he hit the stage with Chris Brown in Cincinnati, only to collapse like a sack of potatoes. Straight to the hospital he went, stomach doing the Macarena, and his health taking a nosedive faster than you can say “rapper’s remorse.”
“I thought I was dying, man. My stomach was doing the cha-cha, and I was sweating like a pig in a sauna,” Bow Wow recounted, reliving the horror of his lean-induced hospitalization. But hey, at least his publicist, bless her soul, spun the collapse as a case of severe dehydration. Talk about PR magic!
But let’s give credit where it’s due – Bow Wow had a moment of clarity amidst the chaos. “I realized I couldn’t keep riding the lean train to Crazytown,” he confessed, wiping away imaginary tears of regret. “It was time to sober up and adult.”
Bow Wow’s wild ride with lean may be over, but his knack for turning a cringe-worthy situation into comedy gold? That’s forever.