It’s time to squash some spicy gossip hotter than a London summer (okay, so… a lukewarm day). Apparently, the internet has been buzzing with rumors about Angelina Jolie—queen of Hollywood AND humanitarian badges—and Akala, the brainy British rapper and activist. Word on the street? These two spent not one, but TWO nights together at a London hotel. Scandalous, right? WRONG! Cue the awkward cough from an inside source, who’s here to rain on your rumor parade.
Let’s break it down:
According to someone “in the know,” Angelina and Akala aren’t secretly plotting a rom-com of their own. Nah, they’re just—brace yourselves—friends. Yes, the dreaded friend zone. And not just any type of friends. Angelina’s BFF with not only Akala but also his partner, Chanelle. Plot twist: Chanelle is no wallflower—she’s been third-wheeling at every hangout like an Olympic-level pro.
The insider went on, likely while shaking their head at the world’s wild imagination, saying: “They all work together. You know, important things like activism, not candlelit dinners.” And as for Angelina? Well, she’s far too busy juggling kids, causes, and whatever mystical responsibilities come with being Angelina Jolie. She’s reportedly “not dating at this time.” Translation: The woman can barely find time to text back, let alone dive into a romance.
No secret love affair. Just a crew of overachieving adults doing cool things together while dodging paparazzi and wild speculations. But hey, props to us for turning two nights at a hotel into a full-blown telenovela!
