Bad Bunny has done it again! The Latin music king, aka the global ambassador of vibes, has officially sold out all 30 of his summer concerts in Puerto Rico. That’s right, you can’t even bribe your way into the José Miguel Agrelot Coliseum unless you’re prepared to sell a kidney or two.
The Bunny Bonanza
This isn’t just a concert series—it’s a full-blown residency titled No Me Quiero Ir de Aquí (translation: “I’m Not Leaving, So Deal With It”). From July to September, 18,500 fans per night will cram into the Coliseum, sweating, screaming, and possibly crying, as they vibe to the beats of the year. That’s over half a million fans, enough to fill a small country or one really committed Taylor Swift fan’s TikTok feed.
The first nine shows were exclusive to Puerto Rico locals who had to brave in-person ticket lines. Yes, real-life lines in 2025. Imagine Black Friday but with fewer toasters and more reggaeton beats. The remaining 21 shows? They were gobbled up online by fans across the globe faster than you can say “Conejo Malo.”
Missed Out? Welcome to the Resale Hunger Games
If you thought you could casually grab tickets later, ay, bendito, think again. Resale tickets are now hotter than a Puerto Rican summer afternoon. Sites like StubHub and VividSeats have your hookup—assuming your wallet is ready to weep. Prices are currently starting in the mid-$100 range for the cheap seats, which, in this economy, feels like a steal. But act fast because, like your New Year’s resolutions, those prices won’t stick around for long.
Mark Your Calendars!
Here are the dates, just in case you’re manifesting a miracle (or planning to camp outside the Coliseum just to feel the bass):
– July 11, 12, 13, 18, 19, 20, 25, 26, 27
– August 1, 2, 3, 8, 9, 10, 15, 16, 17, 22, 23, 24, 29, 30, 31
– September 5, 6, 7, 12, 13, 14
Every single show promises to be packed with music, energy, and approximately 27,000 selfies per minute.
Puerto Rico is officially the hottest ticket on Earth this summer, and Bad Bunny is the reason. If you’re lucky enough to score tickets, congratulations—you’re living the dream. For the rest of us? There’s always YouTube highlights and a good ol’ dose of FOMO.
