Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Son Pax Calls Brad a “Terrible and Despicable” Person

It’s the saga of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s son, Pax, throwing shade at his celebrity dad. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through the wild world of family drama!

In a plot twist that could rival any Hollywood blockbuster, Pax took to Instagram three years back to unleash the fury. Picture this: a Father’s Day post that hit harder than a water balloon to the face. He called dear old dad a ‘terrible and despicable person’ and, just for good measure, an ‘awful human being.’ Ouch! Someone get this kid a mic because he just dropped it!

Fast forward to 2020, and Pax decided to switch up his strategy. No more direct hits; instead, he went for the sneak attack on his Instagram Story. What’s the weapon of choice? A snapshot of his dad snagging an Oscar for “Once Upon A Time…In Hollywood.” Subtle, Pax, real subtle.

Pax, the maestro of sass, surrounded the photo with a rant that would make Shakespeare blush. “Happy Father’s Day to this world-class a*****e!!” he declared, setting the tone for the roast of the century. He accused Pitt of being a repeat offender, proving himself to be a ‘terrible and despicable person’ time and time again.

In a dramatic twist, Pax accused his dad of having the emotional range of a teaspoon (apologies, Harry Potter fans). “You have no consideration or empathy toward your four youngest children who tremble in fear when in your presence,” he proclaimed. The audacity!

Pax dropped the mic (figuratively, of course) with a grand finale. “You have made the lives of those closest to me a constant hell,” he declared, leaving us all wondering if this is a family drama or the latest episode of a reality TV show.

In a final flourish, Pax concluded, “So, Happy Father’s Day, you f*****g awful human being!!!” Bravo, Pax, bravo! Move over, Shakespeare, there’s a new wordsmith in town, and he’s spilling the tea on Father’s Day like it’s nobody’s business. Popcorn, anyone?