Victoria Beckham Dresses Up For Halloween For The First Time In 27 Years

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Victoria Beckham has officially woken up and smelled the pumpkin spice! Yes, after 27 years of sitting out Halloween like it was an awkward dance party, sheโ€™s finally donned a costume, and let me tell you, she went all outโ€ฆ or at least, “all out” in Beckham terms.

On Thursday night (yes, Halloween night, people!), Victoria, age 50 and still posing like itโ€™s the 90s, hit the spooky streets with hubby David and their 13-year-old daughter, Harper. And what did the queen of posh dress as for her grand return to Halloween? A glamorous witch? A high-fashion ghoul? No, friends, she went forโ€ฆ a terrifyingly simple green ogre mask! Think of it as Shrekโ€™s stylish cousin who spends her weekends in Milan. The mask sported an assortment of giant moles (chic!), a gummy smile (so posh!), and an aura of โ€œthis is all youโ€™re getting from me, people!โ€

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Meanwhile, David, whoโ€™s still trying to look like heโ€™s in his 20s, embraced his inner retiree with a wrinkled old-man face mask and a hat that read, “I <3 Bingo." Yes, Bingo. Harper, for her part, opted for an orange prison jumpsuitโ€”a true nod to all the parents who feel trapped in a year-round Halloween of school runs, homework, and group projects.

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David, clearly as amused as the rest of us, couldnโ€™t resist posting a selfie with the trio on Instagram, gushing, โ€œGood effort mum ๐Ÿ˜† first time in 27 years my wife dresses up and itโ€™s as good as we are gonna get ๐Ÿ˜† you look amazing @victoriabeckham ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿงก #HarperSeven are u not proud of mum ๐ŸŽƒโ€ Victoria then took to her Instagram Story to share their Halloween highlights, proudly displaying what was perhaps the most half-hearted yet somehow perfect costume of the night. Honestly, with these photos, we can only hope she gets the Halloween bug and starts a new Beckham family tradition of โ€œfashionably scary.”

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