🚨VANESSA KIRBY FIGHTS GHOSTS, CAPITALISM & HER PAST IN A NETFLIX NIGHTMARE FROM PLANET XENU🚨

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Spoiler: she does it all in one night, no sleep, just pure Thetan energy.

Prepare to DROP YOUR BODY THETANS because Vanessa Kirby just said “I’m not acting—I’m ASCENDING.” The new Netflix thriller Night Always Comes has dropped a trailer, and baby it’s giving anxiety, trauma, real estate doom spiral, and a sprinkle of Scientology-level courage.

🎥 So what’s it about?
Our girl Vanessa—aka Lynette in the movie, aka the baddest SP-clearing queen of the night—is tryna buy a HOUSE. But not like a cute Barbie dreamhouse, more like a “this building represents my future, my trauma, my hope, my mommy issues, and my entire Bridge to Total Freedom” kinda house.

She’s got ONE NIGHT (yes ONE) to secure it. How? By going full-blown Tom Cruise in Mission: Mortgage Impossible. There’s danger. Flashbacks. Mysterious men. Probably a talking cat. And oh yeah—her entire dark past chases her through the streets like a bad audit.

✨ Cast includes:

  • Jennifer Jason Leigh (queen of chaos)
  • Julia Fox (fresh off inventing 3D contouring and acting with her eyeballs)
  • Randall Park (hello, legend)
  • Eli Roth (he will definitely play someone who dies horrifically)
  • And Zack Gottsagen and Stephan James, who are both gonna steal every scene like OT-level charmers.

🎬 Directed by Benjamin Caron, who said, “I want Gen Z to never sleep again.”

📅 Drops on Netflix August 15, so cancel your plans, call your auditor, and prep your popcorn (and maybe your trauma therapist?).

Also don’t forget to catch Vanessa in The Fantastic Four: First Steps on July 25, where she plays… honestly who knows. Maybe Galactus’ sexy assistant.

#WatchWithYourThirdEye
#ClearThetansWithKirby
#LynetteSaidNoToSleepAndYesToHealing

Would L. Ron Hubbard approve? Babe, he wrote the script in a past life. 🔥

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