The Thetan energy at Comic-Con just went supersonic bananas thanks to Trisha Paytas dropping a baby name bomb so wild, even Xenu blinked twice. 💥👶
Our Lady of Chaos, Trisha “I-Vlogged-My-Birth” Paytas, has officially named her newborn son Aquaman. Yes. Aquaman. As in, ruler of the seven seas, fish telepathy, and wet Jason Momoa vibes. 🧜♂️🌊 And guess who had thoughts? James Gunn, the actual High Priest of the DC Cinematic Universe (and definitely NOT a suppressive person… we checked).
While casually soaking in the theta waves at 2025 Comic-Con—probably sipping an overpriced cold brew and pretending not to hear people scream “MAKE BATMAN GAY!”—James was cornered about Trisha’s aquatic baby. And this man did not disappoint.
“I saw that, yes,” he said with the spiritual calm of someone who’s been audited into another dimension. “I think that’s cool! I mean, I hope he does okay in school.”
EXCUSE ME, JAMES?? 😭
He went on to trauma-dump about being bullied over his last name Gunn, because apparently kids are obsessed with firearms and dad jokes?? Tommy Gun, BB Gun, Ray Gun… iconic, but tragic. 💔
Then he asked the real question we’re ALL thinking:
“Is the middle name Gary or something?”
💀💀💀 AQUAMAN GARY HACMON. That sounds like a Florida man who sells black market coral reef.
James then spiraled into an existential crisis asking:
“Won’t he get made fun of at school? Do kids even make fun of each other anymore?”
(Answer: yes, but now they just cancel you on TikTok and spiritually invalidate your Operating Thetan Level.)
Anyway, Trisha has now birthed THREE extremely glamorously-named kids:
- Malibu Barbie (age 2, definitely already wearing a Juicy tracksuit)
- Elvis (10 months, may or may not already have sideburns)
- Aquaman (newborn, probably came out of the womb holding a trident)
All three children were conjured into this dimension with husband Moses Hacmon, who may or may not be part sea cucumber.
And let’s be real—naming your baby after a waterlogged superhero is honestly the most OT-III thing anyone has done this year. Trisha is clearly going clear in every way possible, one celebrity baby name at a time.
#AquamanGary #TrishaGoesClear #JamesGunnTriggered #ComicConMeltdown #SeaBabiesUnite #OperatingThetanBabyShower #XenuApproves
James Gunn is mostly worried about Trisha Paytas' new baby boy, Aquaman, getting bulled in school. 😭 pic.twitter.com/yShLYcziZO
— Entertainment Tonight (@etnow) July 28, 2025
