Travis Kelce, our favorite football funnyman, is breaking his silence on the epic showdown between his sister-in-law, Kylie Kelce, and a fan who mistook a Jersey Shore date night for an episode of Real Housewives.
Picture this: Kylie, happily married to Travis’ brother Jason Kelce, was enjoying a romantic evening in the charming Margate City, N.J., back in May. Enter an overzealous fan with the tact of a toddler in a toy store, demanding a photo like it was a court order.
Kylie, channeling her inner Southern belle, politely declined the photo-op. But our fan was having none of it. “I don’t care who you are, you will never be allowed in this town,” she declared, probably thinking she was the sheriff of Margate. Kylie, unfazed, shot back, “I can smell the alcohol on your breath. You’re embarrassing yourself.” Touché, Kylie, touché.
Travis, ever the storyteller, spilled the tea on the latest episode of Bussin’ with the Boys. “This lady rolls in with more entitlement than a first-class passenger on a budget airline, demanding a photo with her kid like Jason and Kylie were her personal paparazzi,” Travis quipped. “It blew up faster than a Twitter feud.”
“Knowing Kylie and her family is like knowing a pack of cuddly grizzly bears,” Travis continued, barely containing his amusement. “They’re all about love and fun until you poke the bear. And then, it’s like, ‘Don’t f–k with me,’ and boom, bear mode activated.”
He recounted the drama with the enthusiasm of a sports commentator. “You saw that toughness in the video. Jason and Kylie were just trying to have a chill date night with friends at the Jersey Shore, where everyone’s supposed to be riding waves, not causing them. And this lady just rolls in, dropping entitlement bombs like it’s the Fourth of July.”
Travis wrapped up with a laugh, “They’re the nicest people until you push them too far. And then it’s like, ‘Alright, now I gotta chokeslam you, b–ch.’ Classic Kylie.”
Next time you think about interrupting a Kelce date night, remember: you might just end up on the wrong end of a verbal chokeslam.
