Cameron Diaz Responds to Being Named in Jeffrey Epstein Court Documents

The latest episode of “Celeb Shenanigans: Unsealed Edition” brings you the unexpected appearance of none other than Cameron Diaz in the Jeffrey Epstein documents extravaganza.

In a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster, Cameron Diaz, 51-year-old superstar, has been dragged into the Epstein drama. Cue dramatic music and gasps from the imaginary audience!

The court, not wanting to miss out on the chance to spill some juicy details, released documents naming 187 individuals who found themselves entangled in the web of the late disgraced billionaire. And guess who made the list? Cameron Diaz, living proof that even A-listers can’t escape the bizarre twists of reality.

But fear not! Cameron’s publicist, wearing an invisible superhero cape, swooped in to save the day. In a statement that probably deserves an Oscar for Best Denial, Cameron’s rep declared, “Cameron never met Jeffrey Epstein, nor did she attend any of his infamous tea parties. No association whatsoever! Even if Epstein decided to casually drop her name in conversation, she wasn’t having any of it.”

Hold your judgment, for the plot thickens. In the unsealed court documents, enter Joanna Sjoberg, an accuser with a tale to tell. According to Joanna, Epstein was quite the name-dropper, boasting about his star-studded connections like a teenager bragging about getting backstage passes. Leonardo DiCaprio, Bruce Willis, and, yes, Cameron Diaz were among the names casually thrown around during what can only be described as awkward massage sessions.

But here’s the kicker: Joanna admits she never had a red carpet moment with any of these celebs. Nope, not a single selfie or autograph. It turns out, Epstein was more of a name-dropping aficionado than an actual VIP party host.

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Another day in the wild world of celebrity scandal, where even massage sessions come with a side of star-studded gossip. Stay tuned for the next episode of “Hollywood Whirlwind” because you never know who might pop up in the unsealed documents next!

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